If these guys shoot like the Uber guys drive it's going to be guillotines in the square by middle of next week.

Bigger AND the same price? Can you even fucking imagine?

My show “Much Peril Many Intrigue” comes to Leicester Comedy Festival in the 14th.

Two tickets for the price of one tickets with code “241PERIL”

www.justthetonic.com/leicester-co...

Visiting my parents to explain that I have not, in actual fact, died.

(1/n) I'm not exactly Keir Starmer's biggest fan but worth pointing out that this general election petition that's going round is largely being driven by conservative voters:

Tonight I’m at 7PM Comedy. This week headlined by Aurie Styla.

Doors 1845. Tickets £5.

www.eventim-light.com/uk/a/6698e25...

Living high off that sweet, sweet Edinburgh Fringe 2024 money