Will's Tonsil
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Will's Tonsil
@willstonsil.bsky.social
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Neither he nor Miller can pass the mirror test, but in Miller's case it's because he has no reflection to recognise.
January 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Counterpoint: if I want to throw a bottle of piss at an ICE agent Amazon has that covered.
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Because "making progress" required such horrible, obvious mistakes before.
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 PM
He looks chewed.
January 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The films or the historical figures?
January 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM
But he does so with far less regard for aesthetics.
January 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
No they aren't.
January 26, 2026 at 4:05 PM
The party of the second amendment, molon labe and don't tread on me wants citizens to move aside for armed agents of the state.
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I Have Done Something Better Than Being Right: Owned Up To Having Been Mistaken

By David Thinks, NYT
January 26, 2026 at 4:51 AM
There's a peculiar Academy law that says you can't receive an Oscar and a Nobel in the same year.
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Three apples heil. Smurfabteilung.
January 25, 2026 at 9:26 PM
If it were a kraken, you wouldn't be pointing that out. You would be in the lifeboats escaping. What is damaging the ship is you devaluing marine biology and the real victims of krakens which existed exclusively for other ships long ago.
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I am mature enough to admit I have been right all along.
January 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
They devalued the meaning of the word, to be honest.
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Golf Wolf? Did that used to be Links Lynx? Or were the two just... affiliated?
January 25, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Cory Lewandowski Reportedly "Doing Well" After So-Called "Cheney Incident"
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
But he has such wonderful teeth.
January 25, 2026 at 3:42 PM
To be fair, she was talking about a piece of shit so having a colon is important.
January 25, 2026 at 3:41 PM
That helps them smuggle it into the country.
January 25, 2026 at 3:36 PM
It conveniently excuses the majority opposing you, so you can see why it has attractions for Republicans.
January 25, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Slow, incremental change is what stops fascism. It's been proven time and time again, from Spain to Argentina- negotiate, concede, make them respect you for your good faith, the Czechs will get used to it in time. Sliw and steady wins the race, no need for anything dramatic.
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
You just did, Papa Doc Smurf.
January 25, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I'm arguing that talk of second amendment rights defending democracy is just blustery bullshit. I am arguing that guns are carried with no real expectation they will be used and are functionally lucky charms.
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 PM
How do you use a gun? They're apparently tools, so how is that tool used?
January 25, 2026 at 2:04 PM