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willsothewisp.bsky.social
Wills (They/Them)
@willsothewisp.bsky.social
30 year old queer D&D nerd.
Liverpool UK
@WillsOtheWisp on other apps Inc discord & steam
Anxiety is through the roof today lads*
But we move. My boss has let me leave to work the rest of the day from home

*Meant 100% ironically, you bunch of queens**

**Meant endearingly. I love you all
August 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Always a red flag
August 7, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Happy Friday. We're bringing moustache curls back.
August 1, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Just read an insta story about someone having to cancel a birthday party because of the weather forecast. A birthday party... For their dog. Reader, I could not tell if it was a joke or not
July 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Sorry but Jurassic Park Rebirth was a snooze. Actually bad. JB is beautiful in it but even he couldn't make that movie enjoyable
July 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Watching WoT season 3 and low-key fuming that they've given everyone in the rough city Manc and Scouse accents
July 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Every morning I go the bus stop at the same time. Every morning there are different people.
Where is the routine??
June 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Well at least I'm being talked about
June 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Today on Bus Tales: a woman with a full mug of coffee. Just a regular ass mug, no lid, no nothing. It was green and said 'legend' on it. I fear the mug was correct
June 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Honestly the shit that average Joe comes out with. The guy serving me in the shop just told me that the amount of satellites in orbit is making it difficult for meteorologists to predict the weather
June 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
On the bus, fully watching a Karen complain to arriva in real-time cause she has to hold her phone up to eye level and use her index finger to type, as she emails Arriva a picture of the driver, that she took in his rearview, cause he was waiting at a stop, so not to be early 🙄
June 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Viewing my top choice for new places to rent this afternoon. Does anyone know a good ritual sacrifice that'll increase our chances of getting it?
June 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Also, a lot of people who were very vocal about boycotting Eurovision were at Hoopla it seems
June 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Gays. Is it in the rules of Hoopla that you have to wear an awful outfit?
Like just because it's a crop top doesn't make it automatically a slay. You need to make sure the rest of the top is nice, not just the height of the hemline
June 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's not *that* noticeable. Is it?
May 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Escaped Liverpool while straight pride (LFC victory parade) was happening today.
Bath tonight me thinks
May 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's been a while but the confidence and S-Drive are up lately
May 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Responding to a thirst trap with a compliment and getting "Awh thanks Matey" has fucking finished me off
Stick a fork in me, will no longer be flirting with anyone
May 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Setting off for the south shortly.
Gonna be getting into London at 6 and hanging around for the morning if anyone wants to grab breakfast with the boyf and I?
May 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The boyf and I are going to be passing through London in a couple of weeks on the 2nd.
Anyone fancy showing us a nice place to grab breakfast?
April 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Here we go
First full work week without cigarettes, booze, caffeine or junk food.
May need a lobotomy by the end of it
March 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I've been back from Edinburgh for 4 days. Another 2 injections, blood test results a GP appointment and an ECG at the hospital.
I now have medication, 3 hospital referrals, another blood test and a follow-up appointment arranged and we still don't know what's wrong with me 🙃
March 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Just wow
March 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Back at my hostel. A little drunk. Very tired. Super happy.
Improv festivals are great
March 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Arrived at a hookup last night for the guy to look at me and say 'This isn't going to work.'
It's official, I'm repulsive
Get fucked
March 21, 2025 at 10:22 AM