Will Purpura
@willpurpura.bsky.social
Your mind is like the ocean - filled with plastic
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Your mind is like the ocean - filled with plastic
The only king I bow to
June 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The only king I bow to
Another guy who threw a parade for himself
June 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Another guy who threw a parade for himself
The wait staff at the Seinfeld diner definitely hated their table
March 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The wait staff at the Seinfeld diner definitely hated their table
Just bought a shelf on Facebook Marketplace and all it cost was my data
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just bought a shelf on Facebook Marketplace and all it cost was my data
NIXON: I can't have anyone know I was involved with this break-in 🤭
WOODWARD & BERNSTEIN: Lol we're in here too 😅
NIXON: Omg adding Signal to my enemies list 🙄
WOODWARD & BERNSTEIN: Lol we're in here too 😅
NIXON: Omg adding Signal to my enemies list 🙄
March 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
NIXON: I can't have anyone know I was involved with this break-in 🤭
WOODWARD & BERNSTEIN: Lol we're in here too 😅
NIXON: Omg adding Signal to my enemies list 🙄
WOODWARD & BERNSTEIN: Lol we're in here too 😅
NIXON: Omg adding Signal to my enemies list 🙄
Sorry to interrupt you. You were talking and it looked fun so I wanted to talk too.
March 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sorry to interrupt you. You were talking and it looked fun so I wanted to talk too.
Real men don't drive trucks. Real men are literal trucks.
March 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Real men don't drive trucks. Real men are literal trucks.
Add protein to your water by infusing it with beans
March 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Add protein to your water by infusing it with beans
It's important to always finish stron
March 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's important to always finish stron
Tried to read this book on grit but I gave up
March 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Tried to read this book on grit but I gave up
It's been 20 years and my dad has never haunted me from the grave. He's so stubborn.
March 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's been 20 years and my dad has never haunted me from the grave. He's so stubborn.
Sure sharing is cool, but have you tried caring?
March 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sure sharing is cool, but have you tried caring?
Oatmeal is so easy to make. All you need is oats, water and half a jar of peanut butter.
March 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oatmeal is so easy to make. All you need is oats, water and half a jar of peanut butter.
Procrastination Motto: Why Carpe Diem, when you can Carpe Te Moro
March 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Procrastination Motto: Why Carpe Diem, when you can Carpe Te Moro
"Trust God's plan"
God:
God:
March 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Trust God's plan"
God:
God:
New publicity still from the live action Goofy Movie
March 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
New publicity still from the live action Goofy Movie
Biggest toy this year is going to be a Tickle Me Tim Walz
March 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Biggest toy this year is going to be a Tickle Me Tim Walz
Elon watching the stock drop
March 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Elon watching the stock drop
“We can disagree and still be friends”
We’re not friends, you’re a relative I’ve never met
We’re not friends, you’re a relative I’ve never met
March 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“We can disagree and still be friends”
We’re not friends, you’re a relative I’ve never met
We’re not friends, you’re a relative I’ve never met
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I an proud to stand with our wonderful transgender friends. ♥️
March 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I an proud to stand with our wonderful transgender friends. ♥️
Tom Petty was my age when he joined the Travling Wilburys and all I’ve done is travel to Wilbur, Indiana
March 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Tom Petty was my age when he joined the Travling Wilburys and all I’ve done is travel to Wilbur, Indiana
My life is a disaster and there’s only one way to fix it: become a life coach
March 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My life is a disaster and there’s only one way to fix it: become a life coach
I keep seeing the same affirmations everywhere, aff nauseaum.
March 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I keep seeing the same affirmations everywhere, aff nauseaum.
It's amazing what people will throw away. Today I found a Honda Civic sitting by the curb.
March 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's amazing what people will throw away. Today I found a Honda Civic sitting by the curb.