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Will McMillan
@willowgreensmoke.bsky.social
380 followers 630 following 52 posts
(They/Them/it) Dildo Shop Manager, Adult Industry Advocate, Former Social Media Wizard.
Mostly 18+ Expect frank posts about lewd media and human sexuality.
Non-18+ content will be mostly needle felt, TTRPGs, and pet photos
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Finally got one of them fancy “god packs” I’ve heard so much about
Pkmn TCGP pack revealing 2 holo Lickylicky EXs, a holo Carvine, a holo Palkia EX, and the special Palkia EX that plays the little video.
February 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Ah, victory
Screen shot of tweet this image is a reply to. Which is itself a reply to a now deleted tweet complaining about the “non-walkablity of NYC
January 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Motorcade of Generosity
Album cover for Cake’s Motorcade of Generosity. Orange overpass image on off white background with figures of a dancing couple, a trumpeter, and a fiddler. The name of the band “CAKE” is presented largely in all caps above, while “Motorcade of Generosity” is printed below in smaller typeface font.
November 20, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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Not the most accurate, but not bad overall.
August 10, 2023 at 6:52 PM
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My feelings are mixed leaning heavily towards negative. This is not unexpected, but disappointing nonetheless
Headline: “Lovense Debuts ChatGPT Feature”
August 10, 2023 at 1:43 AM
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Uuuummm… ok

I think I’m gonna like it over here
August 9, 2023 at 8:01 AM
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Are you interested in jeandage*?

(Jean bondage)
Magazine spread ad for denim bondage gear
August 8, 2023 at 10:44 PM
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What are your favorite sex toys?

Personally I love the Pulse line from Hot Octopuss. Hands free orgasms, usually in under 5 min, hard OR soft, and the open form means clean up is a breeze!

A must have for any penis bearing individual!
Pulse Solo Lux w/ remote band
August 7, 2023 at 8:44 PM
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Gator warrior
A felted and rather bucked toothed alligator stands on its hind legs. It wears a fur cape and wields a bloodied scimitar. A felted and rather bucked toothed alligator stands on its hind legs. It wears a fur cape and wields a bloodied scimitar. Viewed from above and on its left A felted and rather bucked toothed alligator stands on its hind legs. It wears a fur cape and wields a bloodied scimitar. Viewed from behind, showing detail of sword and cape A felted and rather bucked toothed alligator stands on its hind legs. It wears a fur cape and wields a bloodied scimitar. It looks very small on a large kitchen table
August 7, 2023 at 4:51 AM
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Felted frog on felted log viewed at an angle to the frog’s left Felted frog on felted log viewed from the frog’s right Felted frog on felted log viewed from the frog’s left at a steeper angle Felted frog on felted log viewed from straight ahead of the frog. Staring contest!
August 7, 2023 at 4:46 AM
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Felted One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater wearing an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini Felted One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater wearing an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini from behind Felted One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater wearing an Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini from below featuring their ample cheeks
August 5, 2023 at 5:33 AM
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Felted duck feet under a felted pond Felted duck on a pond viewed from above Felted duck on a pond viewed from the side
August 5, 2023 at 5:30 AM
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Felted parrot Felted parrot from a different angle
August 5, 2023 at 5:28 AM
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Felted Baba Yaga house
August 5, 2023 at 5:27 AM
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Yah Ha Ha!
You found me!
Felted Korok
August 5, 2023 at 5:25 AM