When I woke up at 5am today both the cat AND the snake were sitting up and staring at a specific point of a wall in my bedroom….okay…
February 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
When I woke up at 5am today both the cat AND the snake were sitting up and staring at a specific point of a wall in my bedroom….okay…
Been half a year now and still the grief will just show up and delete hours and sometimes entire days of my life. Very cool very cool will this shit ever end
February 8, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Been half a year now and still the grief will just show up and delete hours and sometimes entire days of my life. Very cool very cool will this shit ever end
I woke up today, opened my eyes, and was immediately informed of Punxsatawny Phil’s involvement in the Epstein files (with proof)
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I woke up today, opened my eyes, and was immediately informed of Punxsatawny Phil’s involvement in the Epstein files (with proof)
I feel like when I become elderly I’m gonna get really into breyer horses lol
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I feel like when I become elderly I’m gonna get really into breyer horses lol
Gets a root canal - gets painful complications from it (again) - makes the best mashed potatoes ever - eats them alone with no one to share/witness
January 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Gets a root canal - gets painful complications from it (again) - makes the best mashed potatoes ever - eats them alone with no one to share/witness
18 y/o coworker pulls up to me out of the blue and said “you’re like, gay…but in a gay guy way.” And I could only stand there blinking
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
18 y/o coworker pulls up to me out of the blue and said “you’re like, gay…but in a gay guy way.” And I could only stand there blinking
Ruminating on doing things I shouldn’t do and reminding myself “Wilson is this really how we wanna start the new year?” And then shutting tf up
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Ruminating on doing things I shouldn’t do and reminding myself “Wilson is this really how we wanna start the new year?” And then shutting tf up
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My car when it’s just me: making insane screams and smells and ticks
My car in front of the mechanic: absolute angel, nothing to see here, beautifully maintained 👼
My car in front of the mechanic: absolute angel, nothing to see here, beautifully maintained 👼
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
My car when it’s just me: making insane screams and smells and ticks
My car in front of the mechanic: absolute angel, nothing to see here, beautifully maintained 👼
My car in front of the mechanic: absolute angel, nothing to see here, beautifully maintained 👼
Sang a little song about the sunrise and then kissed my cat and told her she’s more beautiful than any sunrise
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sang a little song about the sunrise and then kissed my cat and told her she’s more beautiful than any sunrise
DnD counts as a queer sport
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
DnD counts as a queer sport
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I feel this in my soul 😂
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I feel this in my soul 😂
Went to buy plants from a lady off fb and she had a GORGEOUS house with over 600 plants. She’s been living there for 45 years and I cried on the drive home when I realized I may never know what it’s like to live in one house for a long time 😢
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Went to buy plants from a lady off fb and she had a GORGEOUS house with over 600 plants. She’s been living there for 45 years and I cried on the drive home when I realized I may never know what it’s like to live in one house for a long time 😢
Big earthquake going on and Chicken just yelling at me for food the whole time
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Big earthquake going on and Chicken just yelling at me for food the whole time
All my elderly friends keeeeeep sending me ai slop I am genuinely worried about how much of this shit they’re seeing every day 😬
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
All my elderly friends keeeeeep sending me ai slop I am genuinely worried about how much of this shit they’re seeing every day 😬
Joined a pottery studio AND a gym (with pool) in the same day. Homer is so cool??
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Joined a pottery studio AND a gym (with pool) in the same day. Homer is so cool??
I have whisker fatigue and also my kitty minutes ran out early today
October 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I have whisker fatigue and also my kitty minutes ran out early today
Wanna shop in a grocery store that has a real ceiling
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Wanna shop in a grocery store that has a real ceiling
We need a scratching post that’s just shaped like a whole chair. A designated crazy chair for cats to lose their minds on.
October 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
We need a scratching post that’s just shaped like a whole chair. A designated crazy chair for cats to lose their minds on.
Had a really extremely funny dream but now I got no one to wake up and talk to about it. So. Great way to start the day off with ✨ depression!
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Had a really extremely funny dream but now I got no one to wake up and talk to about it. So. Great way to start the day off with ✨ depression!
I rly rly wanna get a pet snake but I don’t want to be a weird reptile owner also I have to move every 6 months :(
October 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I rly rly wanna get a pet snake but I don’t want to be a weird reptile owner also I have to move every 6 months :(
Experiencing a surprising amount of gender dysphoria @ the craft party 😬
October 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Experiencing a surprising amount of gender dysphoria @ the craft party 😬
Horses can’t breathe through their mouths???
August 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Horses can’t breathe through their mouths???
Trying to listen to an audiobook while reading but the lake is being so loud rn
August 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Trying to listen to an audiobook while reading but the lake is being so loud rn