@murderxbryan.bsky.social was Chris’s video of the week guy a recent video? I saw that guy at a rennfest within the last few years and the jokes/patter/bits were 100% identical.

The cool thing about social media is that you can opt out of the terms of use by posting specific phrases that are inspired by chain emails from the nineties.

My nephew has this awesome circular saw toy and he loves sawing whatever he can reach which is mostly me.

Bring back Yo but with end-to-end encryption this time

I had to leave my car at the office today because I couldn’t get into it. The 12v battery died—despite the drive batteries being at ~30%. I have a little jumper battery in the car for exactly this situation, but couldn’t physically turn the key in the lock.

@murderxbryan.bsky.social listen I’m nothing if not a pizza guy and you mentioning that you buy a specific pepperoni on Hiking Guys but not mentioning which one is killing me.

George is an expert at “looking sad all the time”.

This is Nico who insists on being very strange.

I mostly read thrillers and mysteries. I recently accidentally read a romance novel—I thought the premise was that an assassin was at a wedding in Martha’s Vineyard. Turns out the wedding guests were PLAYING assassin. And also falling in a sort of chaste love that fits in a PG-13 movie.

I liked it.

Thirty eight seconds into using bluesky and I have five pornobot followers so that’s pretty good right