Mr. Habeas Corpus, not suspended
@williemays.bsky.social
lefty, member of "the enemy within"; also baseball
my next door neighbors on both sides of my apartment are both sick, hacking up their lungs into the wee hours of the night. yet here i sit, betwixt, in good health and good spirits. i do anticipate any day now they shall infect me, and i sit by candlelight writing this skeet to you dear reader
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
my next door neighbors on both sides of my apartment are both sick, hacking up their lungs into the wee hours of the night. yet here i sit, betwixt, in good health and good spirits. i do anticipate any day now they shall infect me, and i sit by candlelight writing this skeet to you dear reader
are we making merry tonight, bros?
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
are we making merry tonight, bros?
park that car tonite?
drop that phone tonite queen?
sleep on the floor tonite?
dream about me?
drop that phone tonite queen?
sleep on the floor tonite?
dream about me?
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
park that car tonite?
drop that phone tonite queen?
sleep on the floor tonite?
dream about me?
drop that phone tonite queen?
sleep on the floor tonite?
dream about me?
Chuck Schumer is so good at politics that guy should be in politics
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Chuck Schumer is so good at politics that guy should be in politics
Women are beautiful
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Women are beautiful
how would boomer republicans be able to communicate if they didn't have the essential "😂" to end every statement?
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
how would boomer republicans be able to communicate if they didn't have the essential "😂" to end every statement?
neither of my parents have the "this might be embarrassing" gene, but I somehow got it
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
neither of my parents have the "this might be embarrassing" gene, but I somehow got it
the best thing you can do when something bad happens is overreact and act like its the first time anything has happened ever and will define things forever
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
the best thing you can do when something bad happens is overreact and act like its the first time anything has happened ever and will define things forever
we should ban whatever group each shooter belongs to going forward. it's the only system that makes sense. white men who wear camo pants? you're banned permanently from the country.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
we should ban whatever group each shooter belongs to going forward. it's the only system that makes sense. white men who wear camo pants? you're banned permanently from the country.
do you ever think that Trump's base gravitates towards him because they are abusers and praise him as a kind of Ur-Abuser. And that others in the base are just flying monkeys and enablers.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
do you ever think that Trump's base gravitates towards him because they are abusers and praise him as a kind of Ur-Abuser. And that others in the base are just flying monkeys and enablers.
I wish writers would stop unpacking things. Leave it packed please.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I wish writers would stop unpacking things. Leave it packed please.
the aura of nostalgia is a lie. it really was better once before
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the aura of nostalgia is a lie. it really was better once before
It's not enough to feel the lack
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
It's not enough to feel the lack
I urge Fox News to leave New York.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I urge Fox News to leave New York.
stop being surprised every time Trump does something fascist challenge (impossible)
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
stop being surprised every time Trump does something fascist challenge (impossible)
I will make it to one of Trump's Mar-A-Lago parties, I know it, just gotta keep working hard and voting Republican.
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I will make it to one of Trump's Mar-A-Lago parties, I know it, just gotta keep working hard and voting Republican.
football isn't perverted enough to watch for us baseball fans
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
football isn't perverted enough to watch for us baseball fans
SNL is so embarrassing, like just there to launder Trump and fascism's image while resistance libs think they're doing something by "parodying" him
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
SNL is so embarrassing, like just there to launder Trump and fascism's image while resistance libs think they're doing something by "parodying" him
Toronto fans getting the real W by getting to sleep tonight within the borders of Canada
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Toronto fans getting the real W by getting to sleep tonight within the borders of Canada
people think it's bad being a Blue Jays fan, but they don't know how a San Francisco Giants fan be feelin rn
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
people think it's bad being a Blue Jays fan, but they don't know how a San Francisco Giants fan be feelin rn
hello darkness my old friend
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
hello darkness my old friend
LET'S FUCKING GO VLAD
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
LET'S FUCKING GO VLAD
fuck need 1 run to tie. just tie.
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
fuck need 1 run to tie. just tie.
Canada you better sack up and beat these assholes
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Canada you better sack up and beat these assholes
no I can't do this. not again. FTD
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
no I can't do this. not again. FTD