I put it in a hot dog bun today and she ate it whole
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I put it in a hot dog bun today and she ate it whole
She wasn’t under my tree yesterday, sad day
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
She wasn’t under my tree yesterday, sad day
Climbed a mountain today
April 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Climbed a mountain today
Need her to bounce on it disrespectfully again
February 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Need her to bounce on it disrespectfully again
Best compliment I’ve ever gotten is her telling me I act like I’ve been written by a woman
December 10, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Best compliment I’ve ever gotten is her telling me I act like I’ve been written by a woman
Just tryna have you for breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, supper and a midnight snack
December 5, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Just tryna have you for breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, supper and a midnight snack
“We have Twitter at home honey” and it’s just bluesky
November 26, 2024 at 10:42 PM
“We have Twitter at home honey” and it’s just bluesky
Deleting Twitter just to make a return on bluesky is crazy
November 14, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Deleting Twitter just to make a return on bluesky is crazy