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Can't help thinking that they should have cast Tom Cruise in the remake of The Running Man.
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Can't help thinking that they should have cast Tom Cruise in the remake of The Running Man.
Not doing any research but I'm guessing there's an adult movie series based around Lord of the Rings. With Dildo Baggins.
August 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Not doing any research but I'm guessing there's an adult movie series based around Lord of the Rings. With Dildo Baggins.
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Danny....
May 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Danny....
Henry Versus who?
April 12, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Henry Versus who?
Catherine Howard, during her marriage to Henry VIII.
"Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, behe........ Shit!"
"Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, behe........ Shit!"
April 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Catherine Howard, during her marriage to Henry VIII.
"Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, behe........ Shit!"
"Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, behe........ Shit!"
The Eurovision voting system looks shit this year.
#DonaldTrump #reciprocaltariffs
#POTUS ##TrumpTariffs
#DonaldTrump #reciprocaltariffs
#POTUS ##TrumpTariffs
April 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The Eurovision voting system looks shit this year.
#DonaldTrump #reciprocaltariffs
#POTUS ##TrumpTariffs
#DonaldTrump #reciprocaltariffs
#POTUS ##TrumpTariffs
Aliens "show us the definition of pettiness"
Me thinking
Me "wait"
Puts on episode episode Four in a Bed
#fourinabed #4inaBed
Me thinking
Me "wait"
Puts on episode episode Four in a Bed
#fourinabed #4inaBed
March 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Aliens "show us the definition of pettiness"
Me thinking
Me "wait"
Puts on episode episode Four in a Bed
#fourinabed #4inaBed
Me thinking
Me "wait"
Puts on episode episode Four in a Bed
#fourinabed #4inaBed
Queen/D.Bowie Under Pressure comes on.
My mind. "Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't you dare"
Me "All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with the brand-new...., damn"
My mind "prat"
My mind. "Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't you dare"
Me "All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with the brand-new...., damn"
My mind "prat"
March 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Queen/D.Bowie Under Pressure comes on.
My mind. "Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't you dare"
Me "All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with the brand-new...., damn"
My mind "prat"
My mind. "Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't you dare"
Me "All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with the brand-new...., damn"
My mind "prat"
After years of research. I can now confirm Chesney Hawkes is.
March 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
After years of research. I can now confirm Chesney Hawkes is.
Spare a thought for that person who's just wrote 2024 on a cheque.
March 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Spare a thought for that person who's just wrote 2024 on a cheque.
The look of a child who's just been told they can't have an ice cream from the shop because there some at home.
February 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The look of a child who's just been told they can't have an ice cream from the shop because there some at home.
Unusual way to spell Presley.
February 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Unusual way to spell Presley.
Airport check-in desk.
Staff
"Sir, do you have any sharp objects on you?"
Passenger.
"Err, yeah, I have a McDonald's knife and fork"
Staff.
"Yes, that's fine sir"
Staff
"Sir, do you have any sharp objects on you?"
Passenger.
"Err, yeah, I have a McDonald's knife and fork"
Staff.
"Yes, that's fine sir"
February 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Airport check-in desk.
Staff
"Sir, do you have any sharp objects on you?"
Passenger.
"Err, yeah, I have a McDonald's knife and fork"
Staff.
"Yes, that's fine sir"
Staff
"Sir, do you have any sharp objects on you?"
Passenger.
"Err, yeah, I have a McDonald's knife and fork"
Staff.
"Yes, that's fine sir"
In supermarket me shouting
"Man get out, man get out"
Store assistant. "Sir, it's pronounced Mange-too and they're next to the green beans:
"Man get out, man get out"
Store assistant. "Sir, it's pronounced Mange-too and they're next to the green beans:
December 11, 2024 at 8:38 PM
In supermarket me shouting
"Man get out, man get out"
Store assistant. "Sir, it's pronounced Mange-too and they're next to the green beans:
"Man get out, man get out"
Store assistant. "Sir, it's pronounced Mange-too and they're next to the green beans:
What's the correct way to pick up a heavy box that's on the floor?
Well, first of all, make sure you.
Well, first of all, make sure you.
November 16, 2024 at 9:56 PM
What's the correct way to pick up a heavy box that's on the floor?
Well, first of all, make sure you.
Well, first of all, make sure you.