Secret traitor not selecting him on the short list in episode 1 out of like 8 possible people from the coffin challenge is a very bad look too

They’re just like me for real

Boo

SHE CAN BUY THE CRAZIEST SHOWER

Yeah but you can watch it at 5:30 if you want to

Thats what i was saying man they’ve done this all season

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Chelsie was never nominated

Keanu hosted bb comics, he was in costume in the living room to announce times

There are 2 people that didnt even go up this week at all and he still thinks vince is dying to bro out with him once the succubusses are gone

I knew those were hers when morgan said she “found 2 extra beers” 💀

Jimmy’s eviction was 10% keanu bringing a pretty nothingburger storage room conversation to mickey, 15% morgan running defense for vince from rachel’s (accurate) assessment that he was the correct target for mickey, and 75% mickey HOHitis

Keanu getting what he wants? I’ll believe it when i see it

I love morgan, keanu, and ashley all gaslighting vince into thinking lauren has huge win equity for the last 15 days of the game though, it’s so funny to me for some reason