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Welcome to episode 1 of poetry, with William J. Smith.

Today I was called fat. I wrote a poem about it, I hope you like it.

"Gym? I Thought you said extra fries."

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my name is william
I made the poems
it was difficult to put the word together
but unfortunately i was cancelled by the woke.
and now i cant do anything, but write these beautiful well spoken out of this world poems.

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February 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Welcome to episode 5 of poetry, with William J. Smith.

"The big egg.
Oh big magical egg.
The big egg, he speaks to me
He says, rather kind things
He blesses me, the egg.
The magic egg steers life
into a new way of living
O' hail the big, magic egg."

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January 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Welcome to episode 4 of poetry, with William J. Smith.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Do you hawk tuah?
Or do you hawk toong?"

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January 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Welcome to episode 3 of poetry, with William J. Smith.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
are hot dogs a taco,
or a sandwich."

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December 19, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Welcome to episode 2 of poetry, with William J. Smith.

Today, I learned I have fans. I wrote a poem about it, I hope you like it.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
My fans, are cool.
Though some are fake,
I sought for a fan,
Who makes me glad."

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December 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I just put all my money into Hawk Tuah Coin, and I wrote a poem about it.

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Hawk tuah me
I talk tuah you.

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The Dow is down 1.99% over the last 7 days - still very near its all-time high.

Every headline on my phone: DOW SUFFERS LONGEST LOSING STREAK SINCE 1978!!!!

In case anyone was wondering how headlines impact public perception.
December 17, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Welcome to episode 1 of poetry, with William J. Smith.

Today I was called fat. I wrote a poem about it, I hope you like it.

"Gym? I Thought you said extra fries."

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December 17, 2024 at 10:28 PM