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If they have 3 crossbows, then they do own 2 crossbows, and also another crossbow in addition. So it still counts.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
CONGRATULATIONS!!

Love the ren faire looking ceremony! I hope you both had an awesome time of it!
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Izzy - Makes a genuine attempt to do the prompt.
Lisa - Immediately derails the prompt in order to kill Sam live on stage.

RIP
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A stick that is properly crooked can make a good pretend gun. If it's sturdy, and straight or slightly curved it can be a good sword. If it's mostly straight but with some nice features and about your own height, then you've got a wizard staff!

Are you with me so far? Next you need to consider…
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Ever notice that whenever people like him try to insult someone, it's usually direct reflections of their own bad traits?
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And if anyone is interested but unsure how they'd get to NYC, don't worry! He's opened a portal! You can just hop on through— it's that easy!
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Man, these day-for-night-for-day shots are never quite as good as just filming at the time it's supposed to be.
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
At least at an Olive Garden you get unlimited breadsticks. Here, you only get unlimited economic disasters.
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I don't drink coffee either, but how 'bout this: I WILL go to a Starbucks on the 14th if they DO finalize a fair and reasonable contract by then.
What do you think about that, Starbucks?
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Well, he did it. He beat the odds.

31 fox girls, all of them cute as heck!
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Why are young people trying to find little scraps of happiness in our crumbling society? If you enjoy nothing and live in a featureless grey cube, you'd have more money to surrender to the oligarchs."
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
That actually looks really cool! I like the extra islands thing-- that'll give people room to make things without it being the entirety of their island.

Too bad I have a Switch Lite, and the left analog stick is messed up.
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Sam: (calls him "Nosferatu")
Brennan: "As you know, I am Count Orlok."

Every day, I appreciate Brennan more.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
a Daniel Day Lou Wilson, if you will
October 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It's not even a good cover-up. It's just Trump going "no I didn't", and all his loyalist cronies blindly siding with him despite all evidence and reason.
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You mess with the vibes, you lose your lives.
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I GUARANTEE YOU that's what he's thinking at the moment.
October 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don't think I've ever bought a game on less information than just now. How charming!
October 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hold on a second.
There's a genetic variant fox that has SHORTER hair than usual, and they called it a Samson Fox??
Wasn't having long hair Samson's whole thing?
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Gemini will also tell you that an UNBELIEVABLY DEADLY MUSHROOM is tasty and safe to eat.
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I need this image but for legs. Every time I hear someone say something about "horses with their backward knees" or whatever I have to keep myself from yelling "Those aren't knees, those are ankles!"
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM