William!
@williaminho.bsky.social
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William!
@williaminho.bsky.social
· Jun 2
My wife told me we should adopt someone similar to herself so that no one will be able to tell them apart. We've had a mare! islandfarmdonkeysanctuary.org.uk/adopt-a-donk...
Cargo pants?
...What?
...No.
Car go vroom.
...What?
...No.
Car go vroom.
July 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Cargo pants?
...What?
...No.
Car go vroom.
...What?
...No.
Car go vroom.
Mango juice?
No. I'm sorry.
Man go "After you m'lady"
No. I'm sorry.
Man go "After you m'lady"
July 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Mango juice?
No. I'm sorry.
Man go "After you m'lady"
No. I'm sorry.
Man go "After you m'lady"
Larry Potter and the kebab order of a Phoenix🤣 (I'll be back shortly!)
June 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Larry Potter and the kebab order of a Phoenix🤣 (I'll be back shortly!)
I'm Kenya without the "ya". I'm...
June 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm Kenya without the "ya". I'm...
Turkey🇹🇷 and Greece🇬🇷? More like Turkey grease🤣
June 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Turkey🇹🇷 and Greece🇬🇷? More like Turkey grease🤣
Asking people in the know - what even is a breaststroke?
June 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Asking people in the know - what even is a breaststroke?
Life is all about perspectives. You never know what you're gonna get! (deery me)
June 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Life is all about perspectives. You never know what you're gonna get! (deery me)
My wife told me we should adopt someone similar to herself so that no one will be able to tell them apart. We've had a mare! islandfarmdonkeysanctuary.org.uk/adopt-a-donk...
June 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My wife told me we should adopt someone similar to herself so that no one will be able to tell them apart. We've had a mare! islandfarmdonkeysanctuary.org.uk/adopt-a-donk...
I was discussing occupations with a friend of mine, and they said "I'm a teacher".
HE HARDLY KNOWS 'ER!
HE HARDLY KNOWS 'ER!
June 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I was discussing occupations with a friend of mine, and they said "I'm a teacher".
HE HARDLY KNOWS 'ER!
HE HARDLY KNOWS 'ER!
I hereby declare myself the greatest GOAT of all time (GGOATOAT)
June 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I hereby declare myself the greatest GOAT of all time (GGOATOAT)
Guys. When slumber calls I obey. No matter when it occurs, I promise to return to this site for more incredible jaw-breaking content never-before-seen, but for now, I'm out👋
May 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Guys. When slumber calls I obey. No matter when it occurs, I promise to return to this site for more incredible jaw-breaking content never-before-seen, but for now, I'm out👋
Today's question: How many teeth do you currently have in your mouth?
I have 32🤣
Drop your number in the replies below👇
I have 32🤣
Drop your number in the replies below👇
May 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Today's question: How many teeth do you currently have in your mouth?
I have 32🤣
Drop your number in the replies below👇
I have 32🤣
Drop your number in the replies below👇
island farm donkey sanctuary is as busy it gets and I believe it is a sign of something to come
May 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
island farm donkey sanctuary is as busy it gets and I believe it is a sign of something to come
I've never been into basketball, but I think those guys do something called a daft punk
May 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I've never been into basketball, but I think those guys do something called a daft punk
doing IB is so funny...
cause I won't study
instead
IB flossin'
cause I won't study
instead
IB flossin'
May 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
doing IB is so funny...
cause I won't study
instead
IB flossin'
cause I won't study
instead
IB flossin'
sometimes I think of nuclear warfare and the musical technique of scatting
I'm the Fat Man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
I'm the Fat Man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
May 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
sometimes I think of nuclear warfare and the musical technique of scatting
I'm the Fat Man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
I'm the Fat Man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
When life gives you demons, make demonade...
May 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
When life gives you demons, make demonade...
The transition from boy to man is more accurately described as the time you realize that you are out of onions and they are not free anymore
May 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The transition from boy to man is more accurately described as the time you realize that you are out of onions and they are not free anymore
Nighty-night younglings! I'm 'boutta hibernate😎
November 16, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Nighty-night younglings! I'm 'boutta hibernate😎
yikes! (just in general, to everything)
November 16, 2024 at 9:52 PM
yikes! (just in general, to everything)
[22:38] - Tired. I can smell bedtime from a distance.
November 16, 2024 at 9:39 PM
[22:38] - Tired. I can smell bedtime from a distance.