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William Graff
@williamgraff.bsky.social
Retired to the Canary Islands.

“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”
Steamed by the nuns at the convent of St. Clair.
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Her soul’s death becomes her.
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“Oil can what?”
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
That's how young I feel!
a woman in a red shirt is standing on stage with her arms in the air
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is standing on stage with her arms in the air
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You may need some distance from her.
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“You’re a queer one, Jules Jordan”
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
If you have moved abroad and wish to renounce you US citizenship, it will cost you a whopping $2,350.
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Madame Rose and her Hitchcock Blondes!
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Turkey Lurkey Dollmation
YouTube video by Warren Wright
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November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Just reading the lyrics incites the yearly ear worm 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“And then there was the Abbot
Who worshipped at my feet
And dressed me in a wimple and in veils
He made a proposition
(Which I found rather sweet)
And handed me a hammer and some nails”
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Sunday in the Park with George M!
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m going to muse about that.
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"rotten, yet covered with roses" (but not alive)
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Yes, and they left all the booklets to her.
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
But he is showing Louise the number he’s working on. I assumed the song was a pastiche of Irving Berlin or someone of that period, but not Tulsa’s own words.
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
ICE recruitment
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My, oh my oh, hot El Gallo.
October 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“sorry”
October 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Pedophile-protector Pam” doesn't quite roll off the tongue. I would go with "Pedo Pam"instead.
October 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
But with birds.
October 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM