Here at the zoo we don't call them "cages". That's an Ape Hole

Current brainworm: Tom Waits singing "happy birthday to you"

I will never help youtube by answering one question

Just invented a new quick dinner I am calling "prison nachos"

To a wild and crazy guy like me they're actually the Normal Clown Posse

Texting my wife as I got off the bus and accidentally said "I love you" to the bus driver. A strong start to the weekend

Holding a gun to my own head and forcing myself to start posting on bluesky