William A. Franklin
@williamafranklin.bsky.social
Solution-minded, data-oriented, unconventional thinking… attributes that seem threatening to some.
To appease myself, I write Pulitzer-worthy satirical, humorist essays. Often overthink. Wife says I’m ‘extra.’
Public safety executive.
To appease myself, I write Pulitzer-worthy satirical, humorist essays. Often overthink. Wife says I’m ‘extra.’
Public safety executive.
This scene from #Stepbrothers is an accurate representation of America at the dinner table.
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This scene from #Stepbrothers is an accurate representation of America at the dinner table.
October 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
September 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
August 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Now I can never unhear Trump’s rambling. Wish there was a filter to encode this automatically. Then the world can more easily laugh at him all day.
June 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Now I can never unhear Trump’s rambling. Wish there was a filter to encode this automatically. Then the world can more easily laugh at him all day.