I’m sorry you had to experience that. This is the worst but I’ve been in the hot seat since like sixth grade. It’s like this too shall pass, but it never ends lmao

Lmao 👍

For context my parents are divorcing and I told them both I’m not picking sides but my mom wants me to demonize my dad so badly that she’s driving our relationship off a bridge. This is my “punishment” for having him over on Xmas Eve

It’s SO GOOD but also sooooo bad

Oh no I’m a goober. I thought you were talking about The Ultimatum 😭 I feel like I’m the only one who watches sometimes

THIS SEASON IS SO WRONG

No, thank YOU! My eyeballs are thrilled

Hi! I’m a painter and those trees are sick as fuuuuuck

Wtf

Oooh you and your wife have close birthdays!!! Is it like a fun week celebration?

Only when he’s sleepy these days. He’s only 5 months old 😭