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Will House
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Pizza Plz! Just another art-loving weirdo, made extra-weird by also digging on science
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TFW you realize that the Creature from the Black Lagoon absolutely uses They/Them pronouns
Four different toy versions of the Creature from the Black Lagoon riding in a red dune buggy with a Creature from the Black Lagoon sticker on its hood. Even though they're toys, their excitement is palpable
October 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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TIL that #WerewolfWednesday is a thing so
Three captioned b/w images on the right are organized against three text descriptions on the left. The top juxtaposition says "Sympathy" beside "I feel you," the middle pair says "Empathy" next to "I feel for you," and the last one says "Lycanthropy" across from "I feel AWOOOO!!"
September 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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His kid posts on his insta account pretty frequently. The guy is almost 94 but he still draws & his work is still chock full of awesome
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July 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Quark, proprietor of a bar & holosuites business on the United Federation of Planets starbase Deep Space 9, glares open-mouthed at the camera through a cloud of smoke while wearing a finely tailored Ferengi-style suit & holding a mysteriously bottled concoction in his purple-nailed fingers. Text above the image wonders, "why is he having the most evil bong rip"
June 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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berfwerf
lovely ladylump
poirot
chompy macchompertons
June 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Post a tree from your camera roll

(but mine has no recent trees so here's a macro pic of a tiny bundle of purple wildflowers atop a skinny green stalk from when I mowed our lawn last week)
May 12, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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A Chicago Dibs Chair sits in a freshly-shoveled street. On the chair's back is painted a "No Parking" symbol. On the chair's seat rests a fancy Mitre hat
May 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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#BlackDandyism is honestly one of my very favorite things & I hope I'm not the only one mentioning bass luminary #RonCarter and his 60+ years of nothing-short-of-glorious #PlanetElegance lifestyle
May 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Horror icon Vampira (real name Maila Nurmi) looks at the camera in a circa-1955 black-and-white photo. She's posed nearly in profile wearing a high-necked black garment and a large, unique earring and holding a cheroot; her head is shaved aside from a shovk of short bangs and her eyebrows are arched toward the statosphere. Dark lipstick and dark eyeshaow finish her look, easily making her visage altogether unforgettable.
May 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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If you like this #ArtemisiaGentileschi painting, try the one in Detroit! The subject is the same but it's portrayed in a more tense moment immediately after the decapitation. Gentileschi also painted the violent act itself, should you have further interest
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A highly dramatic Baroque painting showing Judith, nervously checking to see if she & her maidservant have been discovered, immediately after they cut the head of Holofernes from his body. The maidservant is tucking the head into a cloth at lower right while Judith peers out of frame in the upper left.
April 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Apricot Headache
all black with white text that reads "Your Indie Band Name is: Your favorite fruit plus the last reason you took painkillers"
April 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Birthday? What's a birthday?
-Aggie
A strange, ancient mutt with heaps of dark hair sits at attention, tongue thickly blepping from its little mouth, staring at the camera even though neither of its eyes seem capable of even the least bit of sight. The hair on its head has been trimmed closely so that its body as a whole almost looks like some kind of chonky alien feather duster. It is cute, of course, but it's also weird as heck - seemingly almost entirely consisting of hair below its neck. The only way to tell it has any legs at all is because its front half sits higher than its butt. This is Aggie and we love her.
March 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Sorry, everyone, male fashion peaked here
Four Congo dandies pose quirkily for the camera. In the background at left is an elegant person in a near-white grey suit with blazingly red/pink shirt & tie, next to more elegance but this time in light yellow pants with a red-orange collared shirt & bold green cummerbund, next to yet another elegant person in a somewhat loose grey pin-striped suit with white shirt & white pocket square & white-gloved left hand & dark grey patterned tie & figural duck umbrella handle held like a pipe in the lips. Foreground features still another elegant person, clad in crisp white shirt & white glove below a bold blue broadcloth suit & matching fedora raked rakishly across the brow with a bright red ascot & cummerbund. Look up "La Sape" for more such inspirationally exceptional elegance.
March 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.
The camera looks up into grey clouds, behind which an invisible sun is throwing the two vertical concrete pillars of a suspension bridge into dusty contrast as they lean toward each other; left and right towers are connected by a pair of horizontal trapezoids and wires fan out from the upper middle of the inage frame down to the lower center and lower right. The whole thing feels murky and heavy and somewhat oppressive.
March 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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In arocky alien landscape Robby the Robot, at left, observes Cookie on the right while the latter takes a gulp of bourbon from his bottle.
February 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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If you can see this, quote with flowers from your gallery

(my pix from a #LumixGX8 btw)
An extreme closeup of a brilliantly pink & occasionally purple flower; just a mass of skinny petals leaping toward the camera A wider shot if the fuzzy-lookin' pink flower in the previous photo, with heavily blurred grasses in the background A macro closeup profile shot of a purple flower with dark, fuzzy leaves; the purple hues glow in front of a blurry yellow-green background A closeup of the fuzzy stem of the purple flower in the previous shot; green leaves turn & twist & point every which way in front of a pink & purple & yellow-green background blur
January 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Buffy & Aggie never snuggle because Buffy doesn't like it; since she started taking a couple new meds, tho...
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Seen from above, two black dogs snuggle together on a folded blankie atop a bed. Buffy, at left, is bigger while Aggie, on the right & a tiny bit lower, is smaller.
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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What, you mean to tell me you haven't also reached level 3,449 on #BubblePopStar ?
December 10, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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at some point I was also inspired to customize this napkin
December 7, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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After the first show I made this lil' shrine
December 7, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Went to the doctor, didn't realize there would be a highlight such as this in the parking lot
#microcar #1981FreewayConvertible
front view of a bright orange, three-wheeled microcar; its nose is pointy, its fenders are blocky & its black v-shaped bumper looks kinda' like a moustache interior view from behind of an orange, convertible, three-wheeled microcar: a square front window, single seat, wooden 3-spoke steering wheel, big cylindrical gas tank mounted behind the roll bar & two circular convex rear-view mirrors mounted on the back of the front fenders lower rear view of an orange convertible three-wheeled microcar: two round brake lights stare at you above a black bumper & Illinois license plate, like a quizzical robot some genius hermit hammered together in their garage back in 1979 (while the model of the car is spelled out in curvy upper-case letters on top: FREEWAY) side view of a three-wheeled orange convertible microcar: it sits facing to the right with the sun glaring down from upper left, looking almost as if in motion while parked, curved hood & windshield behind an angular fender & a missing body panel toward the back that hints at the engine & single wheel below. The fabric top is removed, nowhere in sight, but the black roll bar & silvery gas tank mounted aft of it hint at what the roof shape might be.
November 16, 2024 at 7:02 AM