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Will H. Graham
@willhgraham.bsky.social
This is my design...but I have no idea what the hell I'm 'sposed to be doing on here. Let's talk I guess?
Married to @drhannibalgraham.bsky.social, brother to @rileypedia.bsky.social
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[broken fourth-wall RP account] *minors DNI*
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Will Harris Graham.
Former FBI profiler & analyst, perpetually tired and out of fucks to give. #hannibalnbc
Guess what I got for Christmas, again ;)
January 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hey @drhannibalgraham.bsky.social want to indulge in some late night reading with me? 👀😏
If anyone's curious... Yes there IS already fanfic about the United Healthcare shooter. 36, in fact.
December 8, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Eh. He's alright
Hannibal Lecter is the best husband in this world 😢❤️‍🩹
#FANNIBALFAMILYFOREVER
December 3, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Need everyone to know I changed Hannibal into a total perv. He just told me that it's dinner time and he's ready to be stuffed. I don't know if I'm aroused or repulsed. Maybe both.
December 3, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Does anyone have any aspirin?
December 1, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Have fun participating in the horrors of consumerism today, dear. If anyone gets in between you and a deal don't forget to collect their business card. @drhannibalgraham.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 9:39 AM
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Sorry for the canned joke.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Today we honor and remember all the Natives who were slaughtered after helping white invaders from Europe from starving to death.
November 28, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I volunteer to feed any and all maga relatives you may have to my dogs.
Normalize having estranged family and friends for dinner today. Especially if they've been rude to you in the past.

Trust me; the ones you dislike the most can bring the most to your table.

#Hannibal #nothinghereisvegetarian #eattherude #happythanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 7:39 PM
And now, the national dog show, the only redeeming quality of this godforsaken day.
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Except I'm not the one who broadcast this information on the internet. Now you've give away my secrets. No turkey for you.
Says he who spent 3 hours outside using an infrared thermometer to find out how hot the coals would need to reach in order to get the wood to smoke while the internal temperature of the smoker still reaches 177°c.

Something tells me that tomorrow's dinner will have you in the spotlight, not me. ;)
November 28, 2024 at 6:43 AM
What song should I make Hannibal learn how to play on his pompous harpsichord?
November 28, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Show off.
American Thanksgiving: a day where families come together to celebrate mass murder with a family friendly dinner party.

Is it any wonder that I have always enjoyed it? 😏

#nothinghereisvegetarian #Hannibal #happythanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Will Harris Graham.
Former FBI profiler & analyst, perpetually tired and out of fucks to give. #hannibalnbc
November 27, 2024 at 1:03 PM