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Willgoose
@willgoose.bsky.social
Never entirely sure what to write here. I guess professional git sums me up. Likes annoying Tory politicians.

As this place has become very popular: my opinions and utter drivel are my own and not connected to my employer
[PRIVATE MESSAGE TO EVERYONE APART FROM @sirmichael.bsky.social - I’ve heard he’s been doing the ki*sing again but is denying it. Mrs Jenkins said that he’s bought lip gloss from the shop which can only mean he’s up to his old tricks END OF PRIVATELY MESSAGE]
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Maybe, but it’s no Vengabus is coming is it?
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I’m not sure on this one. Our fridge is old and crap and has been known to freeze stuff if it’s close to the sides. This being when I turn it down and forget to put it back again. Not tried it with piss though. I will experiment and hope none of my family fancy any apple juice
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I like your idea but I struggle to remember which faithful is which so I give them a nickname using the 1st 3 letters of the place they are from. Can your idea incorporate mine? So a traitor from Waterford has T Wat on their hat whilst a faithful from Uckfield has F Uck
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If Sophia knocks at your door three times do not deny her entry. Just let her feast and hope her thirst is abated
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
As an aside I’ve lost track of where we are in Paradise Lost. Would you mind starting from the beginning?
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The days of proper pitch side ads. Watkins Quality Dog Dirt; family run since 1847
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Season 16 Celebrity Traitors competitors:

The lady who put the cat in the bin
Sarah Ferguson
Michelle Mone
Richard Tice
That bloke from THAT YouTube clip
Dancing TikTok granny
Bobby “hullabaloo” Smuth
OJ Simpson’s nephew
Fiona Bruce’s hairdresser
Crazy Frog
Al Pacino
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m going for a surprise return of Linda
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Throwing fireworks is very dangerous,
And that is not a myth.
But if you’re going to do it,
Only do it on November 5th
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Fundamentally ECHR is there to protect the people from the government. We need to be highly suspicious of any MP who wants to take our protection away
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Nope. I’m a Burton in Kendal man. We’ll have none of your fancy Tebay services with their artisan crafted petrol.
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
And she doesn’t support our Great British aviation industry! True Tories were taking helicopter flights left, right and centre. From London to outer London, Essex to Chequers, somewhere ghastly up north to the Cotswolds. Shame on you Reeves, shame on you.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I get that but don’t get what it has to do with coding
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Is this a secret way of saying you’re building a sex robot in your garage?
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Despite the name share and really enjoying their music, I’ve still not seen them live. Then again these days I’m pretty lazy and only do about one gig a year. I really must put the effort in especially as it would be very easy to blag my way backstage. Just don’t tell @psbhq.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Really glad you enjoyed the gig. @psbhq.bsky.social are a fantastic band and J Willgoose esq, a charming front man. But there must come a time to crash the joy party. I’m a bloke who shares the same name. I’m currently sat on my sofa in my pyjamas not being a rock star.
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You know what the kids love? Recycling and the environment and that kinda stuff. Every kid can help themselves to something out of my recycling bin. It’s a lucky dip.
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Please note I am out of the office on annual leave returning on 12th November. If your email is urgent please contact Percy.shelley33@gmail.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sad to see that @sirmichael.bsky.social has called his army out on the little man just trying to prevent the defacement of e manuals. How much money has he paid you Andrew? Was it worth it? And I’m not going to be petty and point out the glaring typo
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’ve just seen your picture posting of the error. As a huge fan of e-manuals I take offence at any electronic defacement. You have drawn a huge red circle on it. Yes the grammar error is awful but your defacement is, in my opinion, a crime. Monsters like you deserve jail time
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not a problem @sirmichael.bsky.social. I’m dressing up as a light fingered assistant to the assistant, assistant post office cashier. He uses his privileged position to short change the elderly residents of the village and spends the money on toffees. A proper villain
October 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Magnificent
October 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
It’s all that money he got from The Snowman and Songs of Praise. It’s gotta be that Aled right? Can’t be more than one in Wales
October 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM