Willgoose
@willgoose.bsky.social
Never entirely sure what to write here. I guess professional git sums me up. Likes annoying Tory politicians.
As this place has become very popular: my opinions and utter drivel are my own and not connected to my employer
As this place has become very popular: my opinions and utter drivel are my own and not connected to my employer
[PRIVATE MESSAGE TO EVERYONE APART FROM @sirmichael.bsky.social - I’ve heard he’s been doing the ki*sing again but is denying it. Mrs Jenkins said that he’s bought lip gloss from the shop which can only mean he’s up to his old tricks END OF PRIVATELY MESSAGE]
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
[PRIVATE MESSAGE TO EVERYONE APART FROM @sirmichael.bsky.social - I’ve heard he’s been doing the ki*sing again but is denying it. Mrs Jenkins said that he’s bought lip gloss from the shop which can only mean he’s up to his old tricks END OF PRIVATELY MESSAGE]
Maybe, but it’s no Vengabus is coming is it?
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Maybe, but it’s no Vengabus is coming is it?
I’m not sure on this one. Our fridge is old and crap and has been known to freeze stuff if it’s close to the sides. This being when I turn it down and forget to put it back again. Not tried it with piss though. I will experiment and hope none of my family fancy any apple juice
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I’m not sure on this one. Our fridge is old and crap and has been known to freeze stuff if it’s close to the sides. This being when I turn it down and forget to put it back again. Not tried it with piss though. I will experiment and hope none of my family fancy any apple juice
I like your idea but I struggle to remember which faithful is which so I give them a nickname using the 1st 3 letters of the place they are from. Can your idea incorporate mine? So a traitor from Waterford has T Wat on their hat whilst a faithful from Uckfield has F Uck
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I like your idea but I struggle to remember which faithful is which so I give them a nickname using the 1st 3 letters of the place they are from. Can your idea incorporate mine? So a traitor from Waterford has T Wat on their hat whilst a faithful from Uckfield has F Uck
If Sophia knocks at your door three times do not deny her entry. Just let her feast and hope her thirst is abated
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If Sophia knocks at your door three times do not deny her entry. Just let her feast and hope her thirst is abated
As an aside I’ve lost track of where we are in Paradise Lost. Would you mind starting from the beginning?
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
As an aside I’ve lost track of where we are in Paradise Lost. Would you mind starting from the beginning?
The days of proper pitch side ads. Watkins Quality Dog Dirt; family run since 1847
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
The days of proper pitch side ads. Watkins Quality Dog Dirt; family run since 1847
Season 16 Celebrity Traitors competitors:
The lady who put the cat in the bin
Sarah Ferguson
Michelle Mone
Richard Tice
That bloke from THAT YouTube clip
Dancing TikTok granny
Bobby “hullabaloo” Smuth
OJ Simpson’s nephew
Fiona Bruce’s hairdresser
Crazy Frog
Al Pacino
The lady who put the cat in the bin
Sarah Ferguson
Michelle Mone
Richard Tice
That bloke from THAT YouTube clip
Dancing TikTok granny
Bobby “hullabaloo” Smuth
OJ Simpson’s nephew
Fiona Bruce’s hairdresser
Crazy Frog
Al Pacino
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Season 16 Celebrity Traitors competitors:
The lady who put the cat in the bin
Sarah Ferguson
Michelle Mone
Richard Tice
That bloke from THAT YouTube clip
Dancing TikTok granny
Bobby “hullabaloo” Smuth
OJ Simpson’s nephew
Fiona Bruce’s hairdresser
Crazy Frog
Al Pacino
The lady who put the cat in the bin
Sarah Ferguson
Michelle Mone
Richard Tice
That bloke from THAT YouTube clip
Dancing TikTok granny
Bobby “hullabaloo” Smuth
OJ Simpson’s nephew
Fiona Bruce’s hairdresser
Crazy Frog
Al Pacino
I’m going for a surprise return of Linda
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m going for a surprise return of Linda
Throwing fireworks is very dangerous,
And that is not a myth.
But if you’re going to do it,
Only do it on November 5th
And that is not a myth.
But if you’re going to do it,
Only do it on November 5th
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Throwing fireworks is very dangerous,
And that is not a myth.
But if you’re going to do it,
Only do it on November 5th
And that is not a myth.
But if you’re going to do it,
Only do it on November 5th
Fundamentally ECHR is there to protect the people from the government. We need to be highly suspicious of any MP who wants to take our protection away
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fundamentally ECHR is there to protect the people from the government. We need to be highly suspicious of any MP who wants to take our protection away
Nope. I’m a Burton in Kendal man. We’ll have none of your fancy Tebay services with their artisan crafted petrol.
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Nope. I’m a Burton in Kendal man. We’ll have none of your fancy Tebay services with their artisan crafted petrol.
And she doesn’t support our Great British aviation industry! True Tories were taking helicopter flights left, right and centre. From London to outer London, Essex to Chequers, somewhere ghastly up north to the Cotswolds. Shame on you Reeves, shame on you.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
And she doesn’t support our Great British aviation industry! True Tories were taking helicopter flights left, right and centre. From London to outer London, Essex to Chequers, somewhere ghastly up north to the Cotswolds. Shame on you Reeves, shame on you.
I get that but don’t get what it has to do with coding
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I get that but don’t get what it has to do with coding
Is this a secret way of saying you’re building a sex robot in your garage?
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Is this a secret way of saying you’re building a sex robot in your garage?
Despite the name share and really enjoying their music, I’ve still not seen them live. Then again these days I’m pretty lazy and only do about one gig a year. I really must put the effort in especially as it would be very easy to blag my way backstage. Just don’t tell @psbhq.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Despite the name share and really enjoying their music, I’ve still not seen them live. Then again these days I’m pretty lazy and only do about one gig a year. I really must put the effort in especially as it would be very easy to blag my way backstage. Just don’t tell @psbhq.bsky.social
Really glad you enjoyed the gig. @psbhq.bsky.social are a fantastic band and J Willgoose esq, a charming front man. But there must come a time to crash the joy party. I’m a bloke who shares the same name. I’m currently sat on my sofa in my pyjamas not being a rock star.
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Really glad you enjoyed the gig. @psbhq.bsky.social are a fantastic band and J Willgoose esq, a charming front man. But there must come a time to crash the joy party. I’m a bloke who shares the same name. I’m currently sat on my sofa in my pyjamas not being a rock star.
You know what the kids love? Recycling and the environment and that kinda stuff. Every kid can help themselves to something out of my recycling bin. It’s a lucky dip.
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
You know what the kids love? Recycling and the environment and that kinda stuff. Every kid can help themselves to something out of my recycling bin. It’s a lucky dip.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Please note I am out of the office on annual leave returning on 12th November. If your email is urgent please contact Percy.shelley33@gmail.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Please note I am out of the office on annual leave returning on 12th November. If your email is urgent please contact Percy.shelley33@gmail.com
Sad to see that @sirmichael.bsky.social has called his army out on the little man just trying to prevent the defacement of e manuals. How much money has he paid you Andrew? Was it worth it? And I’m not going to be petty and point out the glaring typo
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sad to see that @sirmichael.bsky.social has called his army out on the little man just trying to prevent the defacement of e manuals. How much money has he paid you Andrew? Was it worth it? And I’m not going to be petty and point out the glaring typo
I’ve just seen your picture posting of the error. As a huge fan of e-manuals I take offence at any electronic defacement. You have drawn a huge red circle on it. Yes the grammar error is awful but your defacement is, in my opinion, a crime. Monsters like you deserve jail time
October 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’ve just seen your picture posting of the error. As a huge fan of e-manuals I take offence at any electronic defacement. You have drawn a huge red circle on it. Yes the grammar error is awful but your defacement is, in my opinion, a crime. Monsters like you deserve jail time
Not a problem @sirmichael.bsky.social. I’m dressing up as a light fingered assistant to the assistant, assistant post office cashier. He uses his privileged position to short change the elderly residents of the village and spends the money on toffees. A proper villain
October 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Not a problem @sirmichael.bsky.social. I’m dressing up as a light fingered assistant to the assistant, assistant post office cashier. He uses his privileged position to short change the elderly residents of the village and spends the money on toffees. A proper villain
It’s all that money he got from The Snowman and Songs of Praise. It’s gotta be that Aled right? Can’t be more than one in Wales
October 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It’s all that money he got from The Snowman and Songs of Praise. It’s gotta be that Aled right? Can’t be more than one in Wales