I was trying to figure out what list I was added to that was giving me a bunch of new followers and in so doing discovered that I’m also on this blocklist hahaha… do ppl understand that journalists sometimes follow not out of endorsement but just to see what these folks are doing 😔

This exchange on the other app made me want to die

Do you know I’ve never gotten my car towed in my life… until this morning smfh

Um it might actually be joever

The only reasonable explanation for her not previously knowing this is if she was literally born last night

Was in a country era this year apparently

Fun fact: in my past life I apparently investigated the Kennedy assassination (much to the detriment of my Google search results 61 years later)

“Hoovering up” wow I’m simply in awe of this headline