Maybe 2026 is the year his rotten heart gives out

Opinions are like assholes: everyone posts them on bluesky

I tried listening to black flag again, and again I am reminded that punk rock is not supposed to be listened to. Its something you play and wear on a t-shirts, the albums are just for show! Please tell friends and relatives who still suffer

Under alla mina år som gränspolis har jag aldrig varit med om något liknande. Det var alltså tjugo clowner i bilen

Why is Douglas Trump literally a record breaking pumpkin? Someone bring him to a farmers market and see if he wins

Not everything needs to be a joke you guys

Are Blondie and Dagwood even the same species?

Dang it, I connected my neuralink to the city CCTV and now I can't go outside because I see my self from every angle all the time, how do I fix this?

Is it just me or is every disney character extremely punchable?

My thinkpad t480 can run ps2 emulators!? Its got a potato for a graphics unit so I'm a bit surprised, but I'll take it. Next up: rogue galaxy!

A guy travels back in time to help his old self from skid row by stealing Jackie Kennedys future that she keeps in a long flesh tube hanging from her ass, only to realize its full of hardship and sorrow, so he sows it back to her ass. Osamu Tezuka you absolute genius

Loving Pathfinder so far, only problem is that the Pathfinding isnt very good..

Getting ready to play Pathfinder: wrath of the righteous. Just need to read this 68 page long beginners guide I found on reddit...

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