Will Durst
@willdurst.bsky.social
Loyal Opposition. Sworn enemy of all tyrants foreign and domestic. Within.
The president says he knows stuff that nobody else does. Can’t imagine what it is but pretty sure it’s not math based.
December 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The president says he knows stuff that nobody else does. Can’t imagine what it is but pretty sure it’s not math based.
Lash Patel- poster child for Premature Apprehension
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Lash Patel- poster child for Premature Apprehension
It’s all about the money. Even the White House’s new ballroom. Because rich people didn’t want to use Porta Potties. Classy by Atlantic City standards.
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
It’s all about the money. Even the White House’s new ballroom. Because rich people didn’t want to use Porta Potties. Classy by Atlantic City standards.
Hee is so anti- woke, hee’s anti- waking
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Hee is so anti- woke, hee’s anti- waking
Hee is so anti- woke hee falls asleep during cabinet meetings. As a service to the country. Joe Biden would never fall asleep in public. Nooo, he would only do it behind closed doors. With his auto- pen.
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hee is so anti- woke hee falls asleep during cabinet meetings. As a service to the country. Joe Biden would never fall asleep in public. Nooo, he would only do it behind closed doors. With his auto- pen.
Hee thinks “affordability” is a scam. Typical billionaire.
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Hee thinks “affordability” is a scam. Typical billionaire.
He got rid of the swamp by bringing in a quagmire.
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
He got rid of the swamp by bringing in a quagmire.
Somebody do me a favor please. Go to Europe and throw rocks at the FIFA HQ building in Zurich. Tell them you want a Peace Prize too.
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Somebody do me a favor please. Go to Europe and throw rocks at the FIFA HQ building in Zurich. Tell them you want a Peace Prize too.
He’s killing “drug dealers.” AND NOBODY CARES! How long before anybody he doesn’t like is a drug dealer? And we don’t even get to get high.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
He’s killing “drug dealers.” AND NOBODY CARES! How long before anybody he doesn’t like is a drug dealer? And we don’t even get to get high.
We’re all just extras in the umpteenth season of “The Apprentice.” We should be getting to the evil twin episode soon.
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
We’re all just extras in the umpteenth season of “The Apprentice.” We should be getting to the evil twin episode soon.
The Woke Agenda: otherwise known as Christianity.
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Woke Agenda: otherwise known as Christianity.
I think something is wrong with him. I really do. I think the President of the United States has brain damage. That’s why they keep giving him cognitive tests. It would explain a lot.
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I think something is wrong with him. I really do. I think the President of the United States has brain damage. That’s why they keep giving him cognitive tests. It would explain a lot.
Killing people you suspect of being criminals is all well and good until someone suspects you of being a criminal.
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Killing people you suspect of being criminals is all well and good until someone suspects you of being a criminal.
So. Seditious behavior should be punished with death. Good to know.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So. Seditious behavior should be punished with death. Good to know.
Must be maddening for White Supremacists knowing they are their own worst arguments.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Must be maddening for White Supremacists knowing they are their own worst arguments.
His followers are zombie residents of MAGA World, white supremicists who are their own worst argument or Christians who think Jesus was too woke.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
His followers are zombie residents of MAGA World, white supremicists who are their own worst argument or Christians who think Jesus was too woke.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
The Orange Man just called for members of Congress to be hanged for quoting part of the CONSTITUTION that he doesn’t like. He’s gone too far. Time to take him out. And the only way to do that is through money. Nobody buy nothing. Through the end of the year. His handlers will have a stern talk.
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The Orange Man just called for members of Congress to be hanged for quoting part of the CONSTITUTION that he doesn’t like. He’s gone too far. Time to take him out. And the only way to do that is through money. Nobody buy nothing. Through the end of the year. His handlers will have a stern talk.
The Orange Man thinks the minimum wage is too high. IMHO: Maybe if the corporations paid an actual living wage, their workers wouldn’t need food stamps. “Oh, we can’t afford that!” Maybe if the CEO didn’t take 40% of the company’s compensation pool, you could.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Orange Man thinks the minimum wage is too high. IMHO: Maybe if the corporations paid an actual living wage, their workers wouldn’t need food stamps. “Oh, we can’t afford that!” Maybe if the CEO didn’t take 40% of the company’s compensation pool, you could.
The problem is my senior moments keep getting longer. They’re senior fortnights now.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The problem is my senior moments keep getting longer. They’re senior fortnights now.
So What Have We Learned?
If you’re friends with a guy who owns a private Island that young girls fly to but never return from?: dont send him a birthday card.
If you’re friends with a guy who owns a private Island that young girls fly to but never return from?: dont send him a birthday card.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
So What Have We Learned?
If you’re friends with a guy who owns a private Island that young girls fly to but never return from?: dont send him a birthday card.
If you’re friends with a guy who owns a private Island that young girls fly to but never return from?: dont send him a birthday card.
It’s only the East Wing. It’s just half the Statue of Liberty. The bottom half. Nobody cares about the bottom. Quit whining. The Monument is still there. Just a little shorter. And not as pointy. Don’t worry: your precious Mr. Lincoln will be just fine, as long as everyone behaves.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
It’s only the East Wing. It’s just half the Statue of Liberty. The bottom half. Nobody cares about the bottom. Quit whining. The Monument is still there. Just a little shorter. And not as pointy. Don’t worry: your precious Mr. Lincoln will be just fine, as long as everyone behaves.
Next hè’ll tear down half the Statue of Liberty. “But it’s the bottom half”. And no one will care. “Washington Monument- still there; just a little shorter. And not as pointy.”
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Next hè’ll tear down half the Statue of Liberty. “But it’s the bottom half”. And no one will care. “Washington Monument- still there; just a little shorter. And not as pointy.”
I know where the Epstein Files are. On AG Pam Bondi’s desk. She said so. under oath. Someone needs to go get them. Just don’t give them to Bezos.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I know where the Epstein Files are. On AG Pam Bondi’s desk. She said so. under oath. Someone needs to go get them. Just don’t give them to Bezos.
Q. What do you call an illegally parked amphibian wearing sandals?
A. An open- toed towed toad.
A. An open- toed towed toad.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Q. What do you call an illegally parked amphibian wearing sandals?
A. An open- toed towed toad.
A. An open- toed towed toad.
I just hope he gets someone else to interior design it. So it doesn’t look like Atlantic City on acid steroïds with mirrors. Flecked with gold.
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I just hope he gets someone else to interior design it. So it doesn’t look like Atlantic City on acid steroïds with mirrors. Flecked with gold.