scorch forever
willcrist.bsky.social
scorch forever
@willcrist.bsky.social
Hoping we get a significant uptick from last year’s ONE kid
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
October 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
October 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
SPOOKY SZN LET’S GO
October 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
who said AI summaries can’t be funny
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In order to get the kiddo’s approval to use her rug we had to include her playmobile car (taken out by the giant blue shell obviously)
August 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
We love LEGOs folks
August 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This one has held up well thru multiple train/plane trips. If it’s not packed to the brim can fit under seats which is nice.
August 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fordham decided to update their logo and, well…
August 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This is the sort of bus stop you get when the people in charge of transit don’t use transit. No cover, no shade, not even a trash can.
August 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
trying to figure out how someone can become such a fucking loser that they think “insane angry librarian” is an insult
August 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
cool way to talk about hundreds of people dying, definitely a good way to convince people you’re the good party
July 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
1) people don’t have the “this person might have a box cutter” mindset anymore which is sad
2) this is why those debate me shows are bad
July 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Folks, Niagara Falls has a lot of water
July 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
when the carport doesn’t have gutters
July 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
holy fuck the social security administration is sending out propaganda emails now
July 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
kids rule
July 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
June 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
sorry but no site that produces takes like this can be considered cooked
June 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My dark horse candidate for new coach is Scott King. Came from Knicks org and absolutely crushed it in the G League this year. Spurs turnaround from last year to this was absolutely wild and largely driven by him.
June 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
In summary
June 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
May 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
May 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Let’s gooooooooo
May 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
May 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM