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Will Blaylock Comedy
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I have no enemies, not a single one...
I seen a screenshot of this guy who texts his deceased mom's number on her birthday as a way to feel connected with her after death. I thought it was sweet and tried the same thing with my late ex gf's old number on our anniversary and the guy who has her old number is being really uncool about it
November 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Dog there's a new ecoli/salmonella outbreak every week even with all this regulation. can you imagine when RFK jr takes over the FDA? Niggas about to start dunking chicken nuggets into the ooze from Ninja Turtles 2
November 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 7:08 AM
When I'm at the flea market or grocery store shopping for fruit I'll pick it up, squeeze it, spin it around then I'll nod and put it in my bag..... truth is i have no idea what I'm supposed to be looking for, i do the same thing with used tires 😭
November 19, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Has anyone ever used Beagle ? I was trying to find and consolidate all my 401k's, is there a way to do it without paying for a service, like a website to look them up? Thanks in advance...
June 28, 2023 at 3:08 AM
Florida becoming a permitless carry state worries me, so just anybody can carry a gun? I'd feel so much safer if i knew they took a 2 hr class in the back of a gun shop led by a retired cop who makes the female bartender at Ale House feel so uncomfortable she asks a male cook walk her to her car...
June 28, 2023 at 2:40 AM
16 year old virgin me: Send me a picture 👀

Girl i met at the Mall: what kind of picture😘

16 year old virgin me: whatever you want lol (hoping for a titty picture) 😍

Girl i met at the Mall: *sends picture of 😺💦*

Me:....
June 28, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Big brother duties 🤠
June 28, 2023 at 2:30 AM
It's a shame I even have to address this but me and Beyonce are just friends I took the lunch with Jay z and we all hit it off! I had to sign a NDA so that's all i can say...smh media takes anything and run with it..
June 28, 2023 at 2:27 AM
A nigga tried to tell me Biggie's has the best pizza in Jax. I disagreed so he asked have i ever even tried them before? Lol fam, they cook a whole pizza and sit it out at room temperature then warm you up a slice, even if i never been there, I've been to a middle school sleepover, i get the concept
June 28, 2023 at 2:24 AM