Will Blanchard
@willblanchard.bsky.social
Dagnabbit-pilled and Consarnitized
@billcorbett.bsky.social BILL please bring back the Funhouse podcast. I revived my damn Bsky just to tell you this!
October 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
@billcorbett.bsky.social BILL please bring back the Funhouse podcast. I revived my damn Bsky just to tell you this!
DURACELL:
Due to an unavoidable supply chain issue, Tom Brady was forced to use Rayovac batteries while attempting to read the teleprompter. #SuperBowl
Due to an unavoidable supply chain issue, Tom Brady was forced to use Rayovac batteries while attempting to read the teleprompter. #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
DURACELL:
Due to an unavoidable supply chain issue, Tom Brady was forced to use Rayovac batteries while attempting to read the teleprompter. #SuperBowl
Due to an unavoidable supply chain issue, Tom Brady was forced to use Rayovac batteries while attempting to read the teleprompter. #SuperBowl
Whenever I join a church they have a form “how did you hear about us:
A. The Bible
B. The Culture
C. Super Bowl Ad”
A. The Bible
B. The Culture
C. Super Bowl Ad”
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Whenever I join a church they have a form “how did you hear about us:
A. The Bible
B. The Culture
C. Super Bowl Ad”
A. The Bible
B. The Culture
C. Super Bowl Ad”
In all seriousness, I NEED a feature-length version of the Willem Dafoe/Catherine O’Hara spot #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
In all seriousness, I NEED a feature-length version of the Willem Dafoe/Catherine O’Hara spot #SuperBowl
Public service: someone paid millions of dollars to remake “80 For Brady” as a 30-second commercial, so now none of us has to ever watch it ☺️ #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Public service: someone paid millions of dollars to remake “80 For Brady” as a 30-second commercial, so now none of us has to ever watch it ☺️ #SuperBowl
Next time someone asks me “who hurt you” I am going to say “the Eugene Levy eyebrow commercial” #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Next time someone asks me “who hurt you” I am going to say “the Eugene Levy eyebrow commercial” #SuperBowl
People who love seeing famous athletes and nostalgic celebrities in expensive ads… this is our day. ☺️ #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
People who love seeing famous athletes and nostalgic celebrities in expensive ads… this is our day. ☺️ #SuperBowl
So Tom Cruise has time for a loquacious, effusive sermon about a bunch of roided-out truants but MY script for Eyes Wide Shut 2 can’t even get a read. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So Tom Cruise has time for a loquacious, effusive sermon about a bunch of roided-out truants but MY script for Eyes Wide Shut 2 can’t even get a read. #SuperBowl