Will Beinke
@willbeinke.bsky.social
Attention all associates, it’s the top of the hour, please begin hourly conditioning. Duh ding!
“How come you’re out of this item if it’s on sale?”
BECAUSE IT’S ON SALE, SMOOTH BRAIN! YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED SOME!
BECAUSE IT’S ON SALE, SMOOTH BRAIN! YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED SOME!
December 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“How come you’re out of this item if it’s on sale?”
BECAUSE IT’S ON SALE, SMOOTH BRAIN! YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED SOME!
BECAUSE IT’S ON SALE, SMOOTH BRAIN! YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED SOME!
Just want to take a moment to say that the Defender-class Cruiser from ‘Ahsoka’ looks snazzy, and I want to know and see more of it.
June 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Just want to take a moment to say that the Defender-class Cruiser from ‘Ahsoka’ looks snazzy, and I want to know and see more of it.
The current course a Discord RP I am in is headed:
June 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The current course a Discord RP I am in is headed:
Me: Makes an entire pizza that I can use for a few meals.
Also me: Slips on literally nothing on the stairs and throws the pizza in the air comically as I fall, resulting on steaming pizza slices being on the stairs, WALLS, AND FUCKING CEILING-
Also me: Slips on literally nothing on the stairs and throws the pizza in the air comically as I fall, resulting on steaming pizza slices being on the stairs, WALLS, AND FUCKING CEILING-
May 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Me: Makes an entire pizza that I can use for a few meals.
Also me: Slips on literally nothing on the stairs and throws the pizza in the air comically as I fall, resulting on steaming pizza slices being on the stairs, WALLS, AND FUCKING CEILING-
Also me: Slips on literally nothing on the stairs and throws the pizza in the air comically as I fall, resulting on steaming pizza slices being on the stairs, WALLS, AND FUCKING CEILING-
Perhaps I’m reading too far into this. But I’ve been watching the latest Doctor Who episodes. The sound used signifying Sutekh’s control of the TARDIS played in the latest episode - which is AFTER he was defeated. The next episode is ‘The Well’. The visuals and description have me thinking. (1/2)
April 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Perhaps I’m reading too far into this. But I’ve been watching the latest Doctor Who episodes. The sound used signifying Sutekh’s control of the TARDIS played in the latest episode - which is AFTER he was defeated. The next episode is ‘The Well’. The visuals and description have me thinking. (1/2)
I’m in the midst of building a neat little village on Minecraft. When portions of Terracotta Village is complete, I’ll share screenshots and updates!
April 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m in the midst of building a neat little village on Minecraft. When portions of Terracotta Village is complete, I’ll share screenshots and updates!
Dog-Hearted Tedious Maggot
April 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Dog-Hearted Tedious Maggot
Hey, customers, I understand if you no longer want to purchase a product. However, can you not leave the meat that has to be kept at a certain temperature out in a ROOM TEMPERATURE AREA!?!
Thanks!
Thanks!
February 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hey, customers, I understand if you no longer want to purchase a product. However, can you not leave the meat that has to be kept at a certain temperature out in a ROOM TEMPERATURE AREA!?!
Thanks!
Thanks!
Maybe I’m wrong, but I’m PRETTY sure this isn’t right. Lmao
January 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Maybe I’m wrong, but I’m PRETTY sure this isn’t right. Lmao
Ah yes, I sure do love when fresh fruit is in a meat freezer and people drop off expired purchases in the freezers that were NOT there before. It’s not at ALL rage-inducing, not in the SLIGHTEST.
December 29, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Ah yes, I sure do love when fresh fruit is in a meat freezer and people drop off expired purchases in the freezers that were NOT there before. It’s not at ALL rage-inducing, not in the SLIGHTEST.
I don’t know about you, but this seems vaguely not fantastic.
December 22, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I don’t know about you, but this seems vaguely not fantastic.
No context needed.
a group of people are standing in the woods watching a gorilla dancing .
ALT: a group of people are standing in the woods watching a gorilla dancing .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2024 at 4:31 AM
No context needed.
Cursed sentence I just heard: “Toodles from Mickey Mouse is, in fact, a biblically accurate angel.”
December 8, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Cursed sentence I just heard: “Toodles from Mickey Mouse is, in fact, a biblically accurate angel.”
A customer today:
“Make sure to blame your coworker if something goes wrong.”
Me:
“What if I actually did something wrong? Lol”
Customer:
“Doesn’t matter, blame them anyway!”
Today was a strange shift.
“Make sure to blame your coworker if something goes wrong.”
Me:
“What if I actually did something wrong? Lol”
Customer:
“Doesn’t matter, blame them anyway!”
Today was a strange shift.
December 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
A customer today:
“Make sure to blame your coworker if something goes wrong.”
Me:
“What if I actually did something wrong? Lol”
Customer:
“Doesn’t matter, blame them anyway!”
Today was a strange shift.
“Make sure to blame your coworker if something goes wrong.”
Me:
“What if I actually did something wrong? Lol”
Customer:
“Doesn’t matter, blame them anyway!”
Today was a strange shift.
Art of one of my OCs, courtesy of @russelllake.bsky.social.
December 4, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Art of one of my OCs, courtesy of @russelllake.bsky.social.
@russelllake.bsky.social If you’re gonna call me a nerd, then at least comprehend my true nerdiness. Lol
November 30, 2024 at 6:13 AM
@russelllake.bsky.social If you’re gonna call me a nerd, then at least comprehend my true nerdiness. Lol
For The Republic!
November 30, 2024 at 6:01 AM
For The Republic!
“Do you have any fresher products in the back?”
No, dear customer, we do not. They’re all as fresh as a frozen product filled with preservatives can be, and the stuff in the case was put there this morning. How long do you think it sits there?
No, dear customer, we do not. They’re all as fresh as a frozen product filled with preservatives can be, and the stuff in the case was put there this morning. How long do you think it sits there?
November 24, 2024 at 11:50 PM
“Do you have any fresher products in the back?”
No, dear customer, we do not. They’re all as fresh as a frozen product filled with preservatives can be, and the stuff in the case was put there this morning. How long do you think it sits there?
No, dear customer, we do not. They’re all as fresh as a frozen product filled with preservatives can be, and the stuff in the case was put there this morning. How long do you think it sits there?
I wonder how an Imperial Star Destroyer - you know, the Imperial I or Imperial II - would hold up in a good old-fashioned Florida hurricane.
November 19, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I wonder how an Imperial Star Destroyer - you know, the Imperial I or Imperial II - would hold up in a good old-fashioned Florida hurricane.