Will N. Testament
@will-o-the-whips.bsky.social
35 | 🔞MDNI | Pan | Nerd | So Spice | Quirky and Kinky
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Status: Watching a rabbit and a hobo make a hobbit
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Status: Watching a rabbit and a hobo make a hobbit
Pinned
Lore Check:
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors
I gave away all my spoons yesterday.
I am spoonless.
Bereft of spoons.
Of spoons, I have none.
I am spoon-poor.
Behold the paucity of my spoons.
I am spoonless.
Bereft of spoons.
Of spoons, I have none.
I am spoon-poor.
Behold the paucity of my spoons.
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I gave away all my spoons yesterday.
I am spoonless.
Bereft of spoons.
Of spoons, I have none.
I am spoon-poor.
Behold the paucity of my spoons.
I am spoonless.
Bereft of spoons.
Of spoons, I have none.
I am spoon-poor.
Behold the paucity of my spoons.
Remember - it’s actually slutty little treasure trails that guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve.
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Remember - it’s actually slutty little treasure trails that guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve.
I don’t have it all figured out.
I just make due with a thermos of Negroni Sbagliato, BG3, and this glowing box of dirt gather’d from beneath a thrice-hanged murderer.
I just make due with a thermos of Negroni Sbagliato, BG3, and this glowing box of dirt gather’d from beneath a thrice-hanged murderer.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I don’t have it all figured out.
I just make due with a thermos of Negroni Sbagliato, BG3, and this glowing box of dirt gather’d from beneath a thrice-hanged murderer.
I just make due with a thermos of Negroni Sbagliato, BG3, and this glowing box of dirt gather’d from beneath a thrice-hanged murderer.
I’m still a fan of when they call a haircut “severe”
December 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m still a fan of when they call a haircut “severe”
I am still remarkably susceptible to the clussy
December 24, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I am still remarkably susceptible to the clussy
One #TiddieTuesday here and I can’t stop calling it Bloobsky
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
One #TiddieTuesday here and I can’t stop calling it Bloobsky
Sushi would fix me
December 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sushi would fix me
Lore Check:
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Lore Check:
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors
-Level 35 Swearwolf
-Left Twitter when Herr Plugs took over
-Not a fan of Threads with Zuck OD’ing on Axe Body Spray
-Rolls at a disadvantage for avoiding intensely weird life choices
-Pro-flirt, anti-gross
-Chaotic Good but will have a beer with Cosmic Horrors