I think/hope that the future of the sane Internet is trusted creators owning their own places and offering the Good Stuff(tm) to a more discerning audience. The rest is just screaming on street corners. I’ll be reading!

Wow. I wonder how much of that is, “That’ll never happen to ME!”?

Huckster Room! They need to call it that again.

On the plus side, remember all those jobs your boomer parents threatened you with? They're coming back, baby! "You want to be an embalmer? Grades like that, that's how you end up an embalmer."

It's a good time to have hands, I guess.

Thank you so much for saying so!

Hey, man! Where are you? We're waiting.

Maybe it's a Mafia hangout.

That's the picture of a man about to take down a great white shark for $10,000: the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.