We booked a bargain three day break in the wilds of Fuerteventura, with ebikes as our chosen transport. On leaving the accommodation and riding down and around a baranco, after two very hot hours we cycled within 100 yards of the accommodation we had just left!

And Fuerteventura way 🚲 😊

It's still a wonderful feeling, eating the freshly picked raspberries whilst picking the tomatoes, although quite a few of those will be eaten before they get to the kitchen.

Well I'll go to the top of my stairs!

Any pruning or apple tree climbing tips other than green wellies being the perfect footwear?

Mixed half and half with my Salt Pot, too sweet last year's cider made for an excellent drink.

Emptied the old garage / brewing shed of 30 years of accumulated detritus into hastily erected temporary army tent prior to anticipated erection of replacement at the end of the month. Will spend most of today attempting to secure said tent to planet earth in anticipation of tomorrow's hooley.

I'm not sure if I've read this correctly, but I'm sure it'll be quite a party 🎉.

At least you're our not riding that moped delivering shit food to people too lazy to put on a coat!

Something about a buttered muffin?

If anyone wants proof that vegetables are good for you, this is it. Avara foods pay their employees by pumping their chicken shit into the River Wye and it's catchment, killing the river and destroying a once healthy tourist industry.

The sad part for me was that I'd become concerned about Letbys conviction a long time ago after reading threads on Twitter and then X. A reminder that Twitter / X was a useful tool before it fell into disrepair.