I assume Whizzer there is from the Billy Whizz extended universe?

There's a really good bit where the kid frisbees the DVD across a field and his heart soars to see it fly.

I'm looking forward to bringing back the Eurovisions of old Twitter.

So in retrospect, this is the most logical version of the song:

youtu.be/nSAa9FgTBSg?...

As with all Steinman's greatest works, the song is nonsense, then it makes sense, then it's nonsense again. The problem is that word "but".

I would do anything for love but I won't do [thing that someone who wouldn't do anything for love would do]?

The word Jim was looking for is "and". Silly man.

I do suspect a LLM trained on his horseshit is at work sometimes. Musk has probably told him Grok will give him even more time to pretend he's good at golf.