Kylie G
@wiliestkylie.bsky.social
Archives, poems, theatre, cats, baking, making, pontificating
I thought I was a hot water bottle gal for life but got a heating pad for Xmas and now may never leave my bed again. Like a Bucket grandparent. Forever.
December 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I thought I was a hot water bottle gal for life but got a heating pad for Xmas and now may never leave my bed again. Like a Bucket grandparent. Forever.
Is there a nap length that is actually refreshing and not discombobulating?
August 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Is there a nap length that is actually refreshing and not discombobulating?
Every time I see a picture of Emil Bove I think, seriously how am I like five years older than this dude? He looks like he’s at least a decade older than me.
July 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Every time I see a picture of Emil Bove I think, seriously how am I like five years older than this dude? He looks like he’s at least a decade older than me.
All my anxiety dreams are transit based. Missing trains, falling planes, subways, buses. I wake up exhausted and feeling like I’m late for something.
July 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
All my anxiety dreams are transit based. Missing trains, falling planes, subways, buses. I wake up exhausted and feeling like I’m late for something.
I just killed a spider crawling in my bed and the US is dropping bombs so I don’t reckon sleep is coming easy tonight.
June 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I just killed a spider crawling in my bed and the US is dropping bombs so I don’t reckon sleep is coming easy tonight.
I’m so fucking tired. Which I suppose is the point.
April 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m so fucking tired. Which I suppose is the point.
DJ Roomba but make it Star Warsy
a picture of a robotic vacuum cleaner that says dj roomba on it
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April 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
DJ Roomba but make it Star Warsy
Me too, lady. Me. As. Well.
Too.
Too.
April 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Me too, lady. Me. As. Well.
Too.
Too.
Cool to live in a country without humanities.
Or humanity.
Super fucking cool.
(And for what it’s worth, the budgets of the NEH and IMLS combined are like a rounding error for DoD or, ya know, a fraction of the subsidies for billionaires)
Or humanity.
Super fucking cool.
(And for what it’s worth, the budgets of the NEH and IMLS combined are like a rounding error for DoD or, ya know, a fraction of the subsidies for billionaires)
April 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Cool to live in a country without humanities.
Or humanity.
Super fucking cool.
(And for what it’s worth, the budgets of the NEH and IMLS combined are like a rounding error for DoD or, ya know, a fraction of the subsidies for billionaires)
Or humanity.
Super fucking cool.
(And for what it’s worth, the budgets of the NEH and IMLS combined are like a rounding error for DoD or, ya know, a fraction of the subsidies for billionaires)
My superpower is recognizing the voice of @helenzaltzman.bsky.social not just in my podcast feed but on Mulaney’s phone
March 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My superpower is recognizing the voice of @helenzaltzman.bsky.social not just in my podcast feed but on Mulaney’s phone
I’m exhaustimacated.
February 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m exhaustimacated.
Really wishing things
February 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Really wishing things
Happy VD!
Hope the lovely people get Valentines, the deserving people get Victory, ………..
and I hope some other people get venereal diseases.
Hope the lovely people get Valentines, the deserving people get Victory, ………..
and I hope some other people get venereal diseases.
February 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy VD!
Hope the lovely people get Valentines, the deserving people get Victory, ………..
and I hope some other people get venereal diseases.
Hope the lovely people get Valentines, the deserving people get Victory, ………..
and I hope some other people get venereal diseases.
Ah yes, as everyone knows, reducing the number of staff so one person suddenly has to do the job of six people really makes everything more efficient. I’m sure there won’t be any consequences.
February 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Ah yes, as everyone knows, reducing the number of staff so one person suddenly has to do the job of six people really makes everything more efficient. I’m sure there won’t be any consequences.
I wrote a fun thing
Find of the Day: SNL in the La MaMa Archive!
As Saturday Night Live is celebrating their 50th anniversary later this week (SNL50: The Anniversary Special on Sunday, February 16), I thought it would be fun to point out some of the pivotal…
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February 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I wrote a fun thing
Charcoal doodling to keep my hands busy while my brain spirals! Huzzah!
February 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Charcoal doodling to keep my hands busy while my brain spirals! Huzzah!
Head Like a Hole is basically playing on repeat in my brain this morning.
February 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Head Like a Hole is basically playing on repeat in my brain this morning.
You know what “gender ideology extremism” I wouldn’t mind being defended from? Gender pay disparity.
February 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You know what “gender ideology extremism” I wouldn’t mind being defended from? Gender pay disparity.
Just finished listening to @joshgondelman.bsky.social’s Nice Try audiobook. Highly recommend. Apart from crying in public during one section because it was a little too relatable, very joyful and charming. So says this wet paint personality person.
January 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just finished listening to @joshgondelman.bsky.social’s Nice Try audiobook. Highly recommend. Apart from crying in public during one section because it was a little too relatable, very joyful and charming. So says this wet paint personality person.
spent all day scrambling with paperwork, facing the possibility of having to lay off my team paid by grants I already went through an arduous application process to be awarded; also most of my job is grant funded. A drop in the ocean of the wrongness of this week but - FUCK. I hate this timeline.
January 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
spent all day scrambling with paperwork, facing the possibility of having to lay off my team paid by grants I already went through an arduous application process to be awarded; also most of my job is grant funded. A drop in the ocean of the wrongness of this week but - FUCK. I hate this timeline.
One of our cats just vomited and…same.
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
One of our cats just vomited and…same.
Reading The Museum of Ordinary People by Mike Gayle and it so perfectly describes so much of what I love about the cultural heritage field.
January 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Reading The Museum of Ordinary People by Mike Gayle and it so perfectly describes so much of what I love about the cultural heritage field.
If the mini golf place doesn’t have live juvenile alligators, are you even in Florida?
December 29, 2024 at 9:09 PM
If the mini golf place doesn’t have live juvenile alligators, are you even in Florida?
