Wilhelm Arnesen
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Wilhelm Arnesen
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I'm just a sad scientist.

We/Him
I never want to cook for myself but I always want to cook for someone else.

The two wolves inside me are quite weird.
June 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I never fumbled anyone.

They all fumbled me.
June 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Every day I'm suffering.

Suffering, suffering.
June 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's that time of year again. @tempestwitch94.bsky.social
June 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
quote with an animal that’s you :)
June 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Would she go down on you in a theatre?
May 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Existence is suffering.
May 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Stretching after you wake up is like orgasming.
May 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Trying to form thoughts and they all come out half formed.

I think this is a sign that I should sleep or something.

Nah, sleep sounds boring. I'll just stay up longer and feel worse.
May 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
That's a cool story but I just had a cat come running from 100 yards away because I called him for belly rubs.

Yeah, I am pretty cool like that.
May 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I am infamous on two apps now.

Fear my power.
May 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I am the best at food presentation.

Porterhouse, some thicc ass potatoes, and pineapple cobbler because why be ordinary?
May 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You ever just stare at your arms and wonder how they got so big? I feel like they used to be a lot smaller. Might be my imagination but they feel a lot bigger than the last time I looked.

(Implying that I don't look at my arms every day. Ha.)
May 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Anyone FW scruffy science boys at the beach?
May 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Is this anything?
May 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Science legs jump scare.

I know what you're thinking and I agree, I'm very good at color coordination.
May 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have all these pillows but only one head.

What to do? What to do? 🤔
May 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
May 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
People still use this website.

Interesting.
May 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Save us Captain America, you're our only hope.
January 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My doctor told me to eat more fruit so I'm eating chocolate covered raisins. That's two kinds of fruit at once.
November 13, 2024 at 6:17 AM
I think a big problem with modern media is that everything is focused on creating a franchise now. You never get a new book or movie or whatever, you get part 1. Look at TMNT. If they expected a #2, it would be wildly different and might be worse. We never get the chance for a new TMNT anymore.
October 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
October 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM