Nancy’s true nature, I fear

how do you have this many typos?

is there a higher res version of this?

this is great

is this something you consider genetic

when you’re a senator you can use the terms interchangeably. you are a human and also a primate.

Someone get ahold of Foxtrot’s Bill Amend. He wondered (in the foreword of some book I can’t remember) what Nancy’s hair would look like in 50mph wind.

I remember when I could search my email inbox and it just worked

It makes zero sense. Email archives are far from the size of the internet and yet searching through the pile feels harder

This is so polished and restrained. Tell the truth faster please.

“Oh dear,” said the grey lady, clutching her billionaire pearls.