Does he even speak Polish?

When we didn’t see like 1,000 posts about the Gamecocks we kind of figured you were at work! (What a game!)

Really, it’s the likeliest explanation by this point!

“Just the fax, Pam *twirls wedding band*”

I was thinking the same! (About me, since we’re the same age-ish!)

What department store will give you cash for change when you go spend your paycheck that was issued in county government “script” do you suppose? (In Atlanta it was Rich’s, if I recall correctly. The firefighters, cops, road crews etc always remembered)

Ehhh broken clock, twice a day!

Google “Why Johnny Can’t Read” there’s nothing new under the sun!

The engagement announcements still going strong

Sure. So bad they’re good, that kind of vibe.

The retirement city in FL? (Asking seriously!)

Yes. Having to drive for Uber to feed your family=no patriotism. Clearly. Things are great.

Wait! What?! Gif *HERE*

This little reply amused me far more than it should, if we’re being honest.

Sir, perhaps I’m naive but isn’t this basically the airlines who funnel millions to so many of these folks being “KNOCK IT OFF!” ?