Wiley-Weka
@wileyweka.bsky.social
Obstreperous asshole from Mangawhai, New Zealand, where I live.
PhD in Cynicism and Snark. Keen interest in everything
I follow kind, intelligent people, devoted to truth not truthiness
Slava Ukraini
PhD in Cynicism and Snark. Keen interest in everything
I follow kind, intelligent people, devoted to truth not truthiness
Slava Ukraini
I feel you haven't caught the indifference of one though.
You haven't been ignored until you been ignored with purpose and forethought.
Behold: Sir Salvador of Mincerton
You haven't been ignored until you been ignored with purpose and forethought.
Behold: Sir Salvador of Mincerton
September 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I feel you haven't caught the indifference of one though.
You haven't been ignored until you been ignored with purpose and forethought.
Behold: Sir Salvador of Mincerton
You haven't been ignored until you been ignored with purpose and forethought.
Behold: Sir Salvador of Mincerton
In NZ you can apply "fusion cooking" to a scone but NOT a cheese roll
That's a beloved South Island staple
Take sliced white bread, remove the crusts. Make a sauce using onion soup powder as a flavoring agent and cheese. Spread on the bread, roll it up. Bake it til golden. Enjoy in a blizzard
That's a beloved South Island staple
Take sliced white bread, remove the crusts. Make a sauce using onion soup powder as a flavoring agent and cheese. Spread on the bread, roll it up. Bake it til golden. Enjoy in a blizzard
June 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
In NZ you can apply "fusion cooking" to a scone but NOT a cheese roll
That's a beloved South Island staple
Take sliced white bread, remove the crusts. Make a sauce using onion soup powder as a flavoring agent and cheese. Spread on the bread, roll it up. Bake it til golden. Enjoy in a blizzard
That's a beloved South Island staple
Take sliced white bread, remove the crusts. Make a sauce using onion soup powder as a flavoring agent and cheese. Spread on the bread, roll it up. Bake it til golden. Enjoy in a blizzard
Coming in from fishing. The sea is like glass.
I wouldn't be dead for quids
I wouldn't be dead for quids
June 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Coming in from fishing. The sea is like glass.
I wouldn't be dead for quids
I wouldn't be dead for quids
You're forgiven, Cinnamon! Goooood girl. 🫠
June 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You're forgiven, Cinnamon! Goooood girl. 🫠
You will notice only only scone on the plate...
June 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You will notice only only scone on the plate...
In New Zealand, we women of a certain age pride ourselves on our scone making, (biscuits to Americans).
Recently I feel my international reputation as a scone maker has been impugned.
So rather fight fire with fire, here is evidence.
Cheese scones....with plum jam.
Recently I feel my international reputation as a scone maker has been impugned.
So rather fight fire with fire, here is evidence.
Cheese scones....with plum jam.
June 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
In New Zealand, we women of a certain age pride ourselves on our scone making, (biscuits to Americans).
Recently I feel my international reputation as a scone maker has been impugned.
So rather fight fire with fire, here is evidence.
Cheese scones....with plum jam.
Recently I feel my international reputation as a scone maker has been impugned.
So rather fight fire with fire, here is evidence.
Cheese scones....with plum jam.
A man of genuine humility. Bless you, Brother Francis.
April 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
A man of genuine humility. Bless you, Brother Francis.
Further proof, if it's needed that small furry animals have a peculiar hold on humans
April 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Further proof, if it's needed that small furry animals have a peculiar hold on humans
Why doesn't this ever happen to me?!?
April 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Why doesn't this ever happen to me?!?
And now for something completely different
April 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
And now for something completely different
Do you see what they export though?
Taken from the Guardian
Looks like fraud to me
Fck those penguins
Taken from the Guardian
Looks like fraud to me
Fck those penguins
April 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Do you see what they export though?
Taken from the Guardian
Looks like fraud to me
Fck those penguins
Taken from the Guardian
Looks like fraud to me
Fck those penguins
I think this is misinformation, at least on the part of NZ
This screenshot taken from the nz govt website
You can see even the UK has an increased awareness flag.
Go to this page and see for yourself what it says
www.safetravel.govt.nz/destinations...
This screenshot taken from the nz govt website
You can see even the UK has an increased awareness flag.
Go to this page and see for yourself what it says
www.safetravel.govt.nz/destinations...
March 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I think this is misinformation, at least on the part of NZ
This screenshot taken from the nz govt website
You can see even the UK has an increased awareness flag.
Go to this page and see for yourself what it says
www.safetravel.govt.nz/destinations...
This screenshot taken from the nz govt website
You can see even the UK has an increased awareness flag.
Go to this page and see for yourself what it says
www.safetravel.govt.nz/destinations...
We went fishing this evening. I caught 3 big fat fish. Andy caught one.
The boat was rocking around a bit as I took the picture, and the sunset was more vivid cos I have a crappy phone!
Anyhow, kia kaha (stay strong) 🐟
The boat was rocking around a bit as I took the picture, and the sunset was more vivid cos I have a crappy phone!
Anyhow, kia kaha (stay strong) 🐟
March 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
We went fishing this evening. I caught 3 big fat fish. Andy caught one.
The boat was rocking around a bit as I took the picture, and the sunset was more vivid cos I have a crappy phone!
Anyhow, kia kaha (stay strong) 🐟
The boat was rocking around a bit as I took the picture, and the sunset was more vivid cos I have a crappy phone!
Anyhow, kia kaha (stay strong) 🐟
However, Canada is safe
March 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
However, Canada is safe
Not really Birdie. NZ govt has this in their website
There are plenty of other countries having warnings, like Belgium and the UK
You can see what it says here www.safetravel.govt.nz/destinations...
There are plenty of other countries having warnings, like Belgium and the UK
You can see what it says here www.safetravel.govt.nz/destinations...
March 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Not really Birdie. NZ govt has this in their website
There are plenty of other countries having warnings, like Belgium and the UK
You can see what it says here www.safetravel.govt.nz/destinations...
There are plenty of other countries having warnings, like Belgium and the UK
You can see what it says here www.safetravel.govt.nz/destinations...
New Zealander here. It's not quite so dramatic
The US is listed as use caution on the Govt website, citing firearm crime, terrorism and domestic unrest as reasons. So is the UK and Belgium ( but not for firearm crime)
There is a warning about "strict" visa requirements though
The US is listed as use caution on the Govt website, citing firearm crime, terrorism and domestic unrest as reasons. So is the UK and Belgium ( but not for firearm crime)
There is a warning about "strict" visa requirements though
March 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
New Zealander here. It's not quite so dramatic
The US is listed as use caution on the Govt website, citing firearm crime, terrorism and domestic unrest as reasons. So is the UK and Belgium ( but not for firearm crime)
There is a warning about "strict" visa requirements though
The US is listed as use caution on the Govt website, citing firearm crime, terrorism and domestic unrest as reasons. So is the UK and Belgium ( but not for firearm crime)
There is a warning about "strict" visa requirements though
Also in attendance, his bro
March 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Also in attendance, his bro
This was my darling. A good old-fashioned huntaway.
March 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
This was my darling. A good old-fashioned huntaway.
I had coffee under the grapevine this morning. My kitty cat joined me.
Finding joy, every day
Finding joy, every day
March 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I had coffee under the grapevine this morning. My kitty cat joined me.
Finding joy, every day
Finding joy, every day
Petrichor...sometimes the internet delivers something delightful....
March 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Petrichor...sometimes the internet delivers something delightful....
In2022, the most generous countries are European countries. Canada, you are no 6 in the world
The USA isn't even in the top 50
The USA isn't even in the top 50
March 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
In2022, the most generous countries are European countries. Canada, you are no 6 in the world
The USA isn't even in the top 50
The USA isn't even in the top 50