lol. Leon’s dad is so German.

My spouse just said that Florida is just being mean at this point. Evincing pity is a bad place to be for a hockey team.

I, an Oilers fan, involuntarily cheered when Florida tied the game. Sports hate, however irrational, is real. So is my shame.

Can’t imagine how much Kings fans must hate the Oilers.

Every time I read a Wikipedia article these days, I wonder if it was written by AI. I hate it.

Whoa. I just realized that Noah Philp is Sidney Crosby’s voice double.

Entirely anecdotal, and I haven’t looked really hard, but it sure seems my phone battery lasts longer since deleting Twitter and using this app instead.