The Wild Mutations
@wildmutations.bsky.social
A slippery little fella.
Listen to The Deadly Spawn now: https://open.spotify.com/album/6nwLFMm0KdjQCjQ6kfiSGs?si=Wt_aE8CvSXS59IWlK5NPCg
Listen to The Deadly Spawn now: https://open.spotify.com/album/6nwLFMm0KdjQCjQ6kfiSGs?si=Wt_aE8CvSXS59IWlK5NPCg
Do what he says!
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Do what he says!
Trump's fontanelle is starting to leak
September 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Trump's fontanelle is starting to leak
Toxic Vaccibated Beef
August 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Toxic Vaccibated Beef
Hulk Hogan tried to do his trademark shirt ripping off trick, but not realising he was already shirtless, he grabbed his own skin and tragically tore himself asunder
#hogan
#hogan
July 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Hulk Hogan tried to do his trademark shirt ripping off trick, but not realising he was already shirtless, he grabbed his own skin and tragically tore himself asunder
#hogan
#hogan
I hate antimatter, it feels disgusting
July 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I hate antimatter, it feels disgusting
I messed up and told my kids about the langoliers, now they're trying to bite everything in the house
June 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I messed up and told my kids about the langoliers, now they're trying to bite everything in the house
Sports headlines are very funny when you don't follow sports
June 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Sports headlines are very funny when you don't follow sports
There is only one way for Elon to get back on Trump's good side: public seppuku with that chainsaw Milei gave him
June 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
There is only one way for Elon to get back on Trump's good side: public seppuku with that chainsaw Milei gave him
Surprise! The Wild Mutations have released a ferocious new single: The Deadly Spawn (named after Douglas McKeown’s 1983 masterpiece). It’s a gothic thrash metal song about a weird and unpleasant day I had a few years ago.
open.spotify.com/album/6nwLFM...
#ausmusic
open.spotify.com/album/6nwLFM...
#ausmusic
The Deadly Spawn
The Wild Mutations · Single · 2025 · 1 songs
open.spotify.com
May 31, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Surprise! The Wild Mutations have released a ferocious new single: The Deadly Spawn (named after Douglas McKeown’s 1983 masterpiece). It’s a gothic thrash metal song about a weird and unpleasant day I had a few years ago.
open.spotify.com/album/6nwLFM...
#ausmusic
open.spotify.com/album/6nwLFM...
#ausmusic
Countdown
John Coltrane · Giant Steps (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 1960
open.spotify.com
May 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Last night I dreamt Ogre from Skinny Puppy and Pierce Brosnan were the same person
May 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Last night I dreamt Ogre from Skinny Puppy and Pierce Brosnan were the same person
Getting on the hard stuff tonight
May 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Getting on the hard stuff tonight
"take my hand off to never never land" - James Hetfield, 1996
May 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
"take my hand off to never never land" - James Hetfield, 1996
The conclave chose that new pope so quickly. I hope they didn't rush the decision
May 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The conclave chose that new pope so quickly. I hope they didn't rush the decision
"give it away, give it away, give it away now" -Anothiny Kiedis, 1991
May 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"give it away, give it away, give it away now" -Anothiny Kiedis, 1991
My belated new year's resolution is to learn the thrash guitar parts from Carry Stress in the Jaw
May 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
My belated new year's resolution is to learn the thrash guitar parts from Carry Stress in the Jaw
I accidentally cast corpse explosion on myself 😳
May 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I accidentally cast corpse explosion on myself 😳
My attempts to be interesting are being described as "increasingly off-putting"
May 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My attempts to be interesting are being described as "increasingly off-putting"
Driving around the city at 100kph, while performing "road head" on my passengers
May 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Driving around the city at 100kph, while performing "road head" on my passengers
I've been selected to be the next pope. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time
April 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I've been selected to be the next pope. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time
Giant/colossal squid news
Oh my gosh look at this perfect baby.
First Confirmed Footage of a Colossal Squid—and it’s a Baby! - Schmidt Ocean Institute
One hundred years after its discovery, the colossal squid has been filmed alive in its environment for the first time by a team on board Schmidt Ocean Institute’s R/V Falkor (too) in waters off the So...
schmidtocean.org
April 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Giant/colossal squid news
Jizzlobber
Faith No More · Angel Dust (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 1992
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April 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM