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wildling-wolf.bsky.social
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@wildling-wolf.bsky.social
Writer. Artist.
Gen X lesbian.
Master Wordsmith.
Pragmatic. Anti-Partisan.
The State of Illinois has a flaw in their Medicinal Cannabis Program you could drive a party bus to Bernie's through.

If you trust someone with a caregiver card, they can take over your medical patient identity, and make all the orders they want under your name.
No patient approval necessary.
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
You say po-tay-toe,
I say po-tah-toe.

You say to-may-toe,
I say to-mah-toe.

You say X...
I say 'Why?'
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January 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
No bots.
No phishing.
No trolls.
No attention seeking drivel.

Tell me again why y'all paying to be defrauded and manipulated over on Y?

Can we get a 'favorite gifs' folder maybe?
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January 11, 2026 at 12:39 PM
'Tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1999...'

Boozey,
buddha-y,
barely clothed,
barely any furniture...

Only thing missing is an ACTUAL dollar menu and a ride through Dallas in the bed of a pickup.
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January 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Bruised bicep,
Bruised elbow,
Singed ab...

Yesterday was rough.
January 10, 2026 at 10:35 AM
And for your own sake, lay off the 'cosmetic enhancements'.

Age with confidence and maturity.

Desperately clinging to youth via medical procedures leads to catastrophe, and semi-permanent surprise 😳

Obscenely wide lips,
and tanned hide,
saddle bag-like skin
looks good on NO ONE.
January 10, 2026 at 10:29 AM
I used to listen to your music at 2:45am...

But no matter how bad I may fuck up, I'll never be so messed up I party with sex offenders.

Nope, I'll never be as messed up as you.

Urban decay indeed.
January 10, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Bloody. Hell.

The handle didn't feel that hot in my hand-

How did it burn my stomach?!

Rough day....
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
⚠️WARNING⚠️
USE SOCIAL MEDIA AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Companies have begun embedding something in the sites and feeds that is 'stress testing' our brains.

People with no history of psychological issues are 'snapping' at an unheard of rate.

It's the doctored signals disrupting/destabilizing their minds.
January 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Don't presume to tempt lesbians with straight bait.

No matter how tempting she may look, the majority of us have no interest in tasting a dish prepared with Cream of Some Young Guy.
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January 9, 2026 at 1:28 PM
'That stadium will never be done in time!'

Bold of you to presume it's a stadium.

The difference between a stadium...

And a colosseum meant for gladitorial combat and public executions, is public amenities.

If the focus is on the sky boxes, it's not meant to serve the people's interests.
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January 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Oh, look.
Dork OverToad's God Complex is running amok on X...
Go figure.

Dear and fluffy drol,
deliver me from Dummi God's,
and their irritated mutant pubes.
And B&D Barbie and her pet gecko as well.
Awwwwww-maaaaaannnnn!
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December 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
'Weed smokers may be unfit to own firearms'

They are desperate to lock down weapons to thwart and armed mass revolt.

They are going to start trying to push civilians into acting out.
Cut resources, impose ridiculous rules/laws...

They desperately want to declare martial law and a police state.
I told you.

Once the cabal had it's players in place, and it's hands around the throat of freedom...
The strangling would begin.

It was going to manufacture an excuse to seize ALL civilian weapons in order to prevent armed resistance by the population.

This is just beginning... 😔
October 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just because you play a badass for a buck...
Doesn't mean you have what it takes to hang, kid.

I wouldn't waste my time or skills trying for you.
You aren't fit to handle me.

You're a decorative piece, not meant for any real, strenuous activity.
All show, no substance.
October 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Quid. Pro. Quo.

You will receive that which you have given.

Absolutely nothing.
October 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
ECHO! ECHO! ECHO!
echo... echo... echo...

(Maybe I'll live stream a cooking tutorial...)

[Good thing no one pays attention to this site, and I won't be held to that...]
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October 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Y'all letting privileged rich white boys who:

-Paid to graduate high school & college.
-Bought their reputation with other people's money.
-Abuse copious amounts of prescription drugs.
-Gorge themselves on fast food.
-Slather themselves in chemicals to alter their skin color.

dictate healthcare?
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September 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
If you lacked the spinal, intestinal, and testicular fortitude to serve your country VOLUNTARILY...

The 2nd amendment is just a participation trophy.

You didn't EARN the right.
You are not trained and disciplined.

You demanded it.
Like whiny, petulant, toddlers throwing a temper tantrum.
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September 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
If you have a -47 IQ and are calling for the Epstein List...

Invest in Kevlar.

He figured out faking attempts on HIS life weren't selling anymore...

So now he's liquidating YOU.
2 birds, 1 stone.

'One guys wasted,
And the other's a waste...'

-Come Out and Play
(Keep 'Em Separated)
The Offspring
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September 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It's Messed Up O'Clock...
And I'm Real Wrong, as usual.
September 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Governor Pritzker's site crashed when I tried to send a message about the State of Illinois failing elderly/disabled residents?

Not surprising.
Convenient way to avoid accountability.

'Remit comments & questions to the website.
Oopsies! Website down!
Oh well!'

Screenshots, Roly-Poly, screenshots!
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Finally, make it to the hospital by 6am for fasting labs...

The faxed lab request is practically illegible.

They run the standing A1C order, but all others have to wait until the Dr's office opens and can send a legible request.

If it wasn't for dumb luck,
I'd have no luck at all.
September 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If you built your brand off of in-your-face overt sexuality...

It seems disingenuous to be pissed off the Instant Gratification Junkies demand hypersexualized content.

You sold them on a soft core porn image.

The mongrels will go feral if you give them anything less.
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September 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Gotta hustle up some grocery money 💰.

Can't eat the rich.

They're chock full of preservatives, artificial flavors, dyes, and fillers...
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September 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
-munching popcorn 🍿-

The jackals on the right are in-fighting...

The hyenas on the left are in-fighting...

And I'm stuck in the middle, with a doob.

-lights up-

Bless. Your. Hearts...
Our species done f🖕cked up.
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September 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM