You just get this tough mobster guy who's like "Alright buddy, since ya ain't gots da money... youse gonna sleep wit da fishies... 😈" and then the scene hard cuts to you tucking Magikarp into bed and reading them bedtime stories.

Like I get the idea of Samus being an altruistic hero not in it for the money but there's better ways to say that than "she's a matronly mother figure who takes care of everyone as her children because that's the woman's role. In nature"

which is epic btw

And on that note... she's a Fairy specialist! Pokémon fans allegedly want more trickster fae types of Fairy types and their specialists, instead of just "pink and cute = fairy," but when a black woman embodies that archetype perfectly suddenly that goes out the window.

Tbh even if she is a bit fucked up I think it's kinda baffling how mad people are about her when like, Mable was actively involved in Lysandre's "kill all poor people" plan, and then L also gets a redemption arc himself in this game. The loansharks are textual good guys. Come on now.

And it's like always shiny Umbreon fuck offff get your stupid tron dog out of here