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wildehack
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here for fandom, cannibalism, and grown-up stuff. please don't follow me if you're under 18.
i got got so hard
November 21, 2024 at 6:31 AM
LEGIT. the fact that there's a million episodes are a perk for me + my desire for escapism, but it's def a commitment!
November 21, 2024 at 4:36 AM
i am def there for buck/eddie, but I love the whole ensemble
November 21, 2024 at 4:30 AM
fictional firefighters! it's a glorified soap opera. but i love it.
November 21, 2024 at 4:27 AM
LOL it's a show! I'm currently deep in obsession with 9-1-1, a show about firefighters.
November 21, 2024 at 4:26 AM
hello!!!! I support you in your endeavors!!
November 21, 2024 at 3:33 AM
like a wrapped tampon! a clean, unused, sealed tampon! in plastic! just kind of sticking out of the middle of the book
February 27, 2024 at 5:50 AM
lolllllll well you can't have everything (also thank you for seeing me)
February 24, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I do love all those things!
February 24, 2024 at 6:16 PM
idk mctna but i am chinhands anyway
February 24, 2024 at 5:47 AM
😅 saaaaaaame
February 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
this is a great idea and i would do the same except i'm scared i'll forget one and then send it to someone to read and give them a cannibalism jump scare
February 22, 2024 at 9:56 PM
This is also cheering! 💙
February 22, 2024 at 5:56 AM
This is lovely, and I'm happy to have the metaphor extended with fact 💙💙💙
February 22, 2024 at 5:56 AM
it sucks to feel so delicate when you want to be a plant that survives the winter!!!! i hope we both feel less fragile soon 💙
February 21, 2024 at 8:49 PM
you can scare some bees out of my branches, but you're not changing my feelings or my mind about stuff without a saw. not even a handsaw. you'd need a really big saw. multiple dudes would have to operate it.
February 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
anyway i kind of feel like even very small brushes of metaphorical fingers against me are making me wither right now, which sucks. i want to be like a plant that's just pretty much fine and the same no matter how hard you slam into it. like an oak tree, or a redwood.
February 21, 2024 at 8:46 PM
(wow i've literally never questioned this. i don't know shit about plants, but is it true, people with plant knowledge???)
February 21, 2024 at 8:44 PM