Jesus lads, you know the rest of us can read this as well? Absolutely mortifying.

I expect him to be gone by mid-May, assuming the locals go as badly as expected, giving him three years of post-PM earnings.
Watching him attempt to transition back to being a human-rights solicitor would be grimly amusing.

"Don't feel guilty about using the deeply unethical theft machine because it's already done most of its environmental damage" is a pretty jaw-dropping take lads.

He'll transition into speaking tours and various directorships, advising the worst people alive on how to further manipulate British democracy.

An excellent question and one I don't have an answer for. McSweeneys decision making and motives have both been extremely hard to fathom of late.

Yep, good luck selling a state sponsored murderer for a failing empire to a new generation.

Unless it's in McSweeneys interest it doesn't happen.
Party be damned, movement be damned, country be damned.

He won't be leading what's left of the labour party by then, so he doesn't give a shite. He'll have been well paid by then and laughing at the way to the bank.

Sadly Starmers mob have no interest in fixing this because they want to get paid by the various global far right factions.
With their huge majority they could easily pass a handful of new laws that would take democracy off the chopping block.
That they don't shows exactly who they are.

They're all sat on Twitter reading about US politics all day. Trump looms bigger for them than anything happening in the UK.