Bill Dykes
@wildbilldykes.bsky.social
Ne'er do well, jocular hedonist with an epicurean appetite and curiosity complex. He who dies with the best stories wins.
South Park just gave me a jolt of joy in what has been a horrible year.
July 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
South Park just gave me a jolt of joy in what has been a horrible year.
Hey LA! Maybe don't do any business AT ALL with ICE and its affiliates. No food. No lodging. Not even coffee or haircuts.
Kinda hard to soldier cosplay in a gasless Humvee.
86 ICE. Cut them off.
Fuck the ICEstapo.
Kinda hard to soldier cosplay in a gasless Humvee.
86 ICE. Cut them off.
Fuck the ICEstapo.
July 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hey LA! Maybe don't do any business AT ALL with ICE and its affiliates. No food. No lodging. Not even coffee or haircuts.
Kinda hard to soldier cosplay in a gasless Humvee.
86 ICE. Cut them off.
Fuck the ICEstapo.
Kinda hard to soldier cosplay in a gasless Humvee.
86 ICE. Cut them off.
Fuck the ICEstapo.
It's becoming more and more evident everyday that this POTUS is a "Weekend at Bernies" type administration.
They can't keep puppeteering DJT's barely functioning shell much longer.
All the shit they projected on to Biden...🫤💀
They can't keep puppeteering DJT's barely functioning shell much longer.
All the shit they projected on to Biden...🫤💀
June 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It's becoming more and more evident everyday that this POTUS is a "Weekend at Bernies" type administration.
They can't keep puppeteering DJT's barely functioning shell much longer.
All the shit they projected on to Biden...🫤💀
They can't keep puppeteering DJT's barely functioning shell much longer.
All the shit they projected on to Biden...🫤💀
One big reason I love living in LA is because there is no faux king reign here.
June 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
One big reason I love living in LA is because there is no faux king reign here.
June 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hollywood CA. Let's show 'em.
June 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Hollywood CA. Let's show 'em.
Fuck muthafuckin' faux king Trump.
June 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Fuck muthafuckin' faux king Trump.
If you want to ruin something wonderful, destroy any semblance of goodness, promise, or humanity it might hold...
Let a big corporation run it.
Government can't hold a candle to the pure degradation and ruin that a bunch of acronym-sporting twats can dispense.
Let a big corporation run it.
Government can't hold a candle to the pure degradation and ruin that a bunch of acronym-sporting twats can dispense.
May 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you want to ruin something wonderful, destroy any semblance of goodness, promise, or humanity it might hold...
Let a big corporation run it.
Government can't hold a candle to the pure degradation and ruin that a bunch of acronym-sporting twats can dispense.
Let a big corporation run it.
Government can't hold a candle to the pure degradation and ruin that a bunch of acronym-sporting twats can dispense.
Black cats are hide-and-seek ninjas.
Most of the time. 😅🐈⬛❤️
Most of the time. 😅🐈⬛❤️
May 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Black cats are hide-and-seek ninjas.
Most of the time. 😅🐈⬛❤️
Most of the time. 😅🐈⬛❤️
I remember reading comic books and thinking "these super villains and minions would NEVER be such inept, bumbling fuck ups!"
Yet, here we are...
Yet, here we are...
April 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I remember reading comic books and thinking "these super villains and minions would NEVER be such inept, bumbling fuck ups!"
Yet, here we are...
Yet, here we are...
Owning a Tesla rn is the automotive equivalent of rocking the Hitler 'stache.
March 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Owning a Tesla rn is the automotive equivalent of rocking the Hitler 'stache.
That was a loud ass earthquake!
I thought the cats knocked some furniture over or some shit.
2025 having no damn chill at all!
I thought the cats knocked some furniture over or some shit.
2025 having no damn chill at all!
March 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
That was a loud ass earthquake!
I thought the cats knocked some furniture over or some shit.
2025 having no damn chill at all!
I thought the cats knocked some furniture over or some shit.
2025 having no damn chill at all!
Yo!
I'll sell you my slightly used American citizenship for HALF what tRump is hawking!
$2.5 mill and it's yours!
I'll even throw in a knife set for free.
I'll sell you my slightly used American citizenship for HALF what tRump is hawking!
$2.5 mill and it's yours!
I'll even throw in a knife set for free.
February 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Yo!
I'll sell you my slightly used American citizenship for HALF what tRump is hawking!
$2.5 mill and it's yours!
I'll even throw in a knife set for free.
I'll sell you my slightly used American citizenship for HALF what tRump is hawking!
$2.5 mill and it's yours!
I'll even throw in a knife set for free.
Guy is looking at me laughing at Buddy like,
"I know, right?"
That does not look comfortable.
"I know, right?"
That does not look comfortable.
February 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Guy is looking at me laughing at Buddy like,
"I know, right?"
That does not look comfortable.
"I know, right?"
That does not look comfortable.
tRump is attending the Super Bowl.
Kendrick Lamar...you have your assignment.
Kendrick Lamar...you have your assignment.
February 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
tRump is attending the Super Bowl.
Kendrick Lamar...you have your assignment.
Kendrick Lamar...you have your assignment.
Get up. Feed cats. Drink coffee. Eat a small breakfast. Read about the real-time slide of your country into a fascist state. Do the dishes. Go to work.
This shit is the fucking definition of surreal.
This shit is the fucking definition of surreal.
February 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Get up. Feed cats. Drink coffee. Eat a small breakfast. Read about the real-time slide of your country into a fascist state. Do the dishes. Go to work.
This shit is the fucking definition of surreal.
This shit is the fucking definition of surreal.
Can we just ctrl-alt-del this damn timeline already?
February 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Can we just ctrl-alt-del this damn timeline already?
Doing what we can to help those in need. Thanks to Hard Rock Cafe, World Central Kitchen, and LA Dodgers, as well as to all those who dedicated their time,supplies, and efforts.
We're stronger together!
#lastrong #lafirerelief
We're stronger together!
#lastrong #lafirerelief
January 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Doing what we can to help those in need. Thanks to Hard Rock Cafe, World Central Kitchen, and LA Dodgers, as well as to all those who dedicated their time,supplies, and efforts.
We're stronger together!
#lastrong #lafirerelief
We're stronger together!
#lastrong #lafirerelief
Dinner view on our last night in Queenstown NZ. Definitely going to come back to this amazing island nation asap.
December 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Dinner view on our last night in Queenstown NZ. Definitely going to come back to this amazing island nation asap.
Aliens:
We've come to exterminate your population and turn your planet into an unlivable hellscape.
Me *Gesturing at everything* :
Get in line. Right behind those billionaires.
We've come to exterminate your population and turn your planet into an unlivable hellscape.
Me *Gesturing at everything* :
Get in line. Right behind those billionaires.
September 11, 2023 at 4:05 PM
Aliens:
We've come to exterminate your population and turn your planet into an unlivable hellscape.
Me *Gesturing at everything* :
Get in line. Right behind those billionaires.
We've come to exterminate your population and turn your planet into an unlivable hellscape.
Me *Gesturing at everything* :
Get in line. Right behind those billionaires.