wilco4.bsky.social
@wilco4.bsky.social
Have rediscovered my love for music thanks to a certain Mr Joseph Satriani. He’s all I listen to these days. 24/7.
March 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
There should be a law that says whenever you have a power cut at home you have to spend that time writing a poem. Even if like me you really don’t dig poetry.
March 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
“Gotta gongeg tge eggs”
February 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
February 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Personal debut on the vodka & lucozade original this evening. Looking to blast out this flu.
February 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Absolutely thrashed Aldi’s top guy just now. Kept on grabbing his fingers by mistake before he’d even let go of the next item. Rent free in his head now.
February 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
No stretchers at Goodison or what?
February 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Might stay up late and watch My 12 Years As A Slave on Film4. #moviereviews
February 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Nobody scores iconic goals anymore. #punditry
February 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
That Cucurella lad needs to be reined in a bit. Can’t keep seeing him as is. #punditry
February 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I just caught someone on Google Street View in Brooklyn smoking 2 fags at the same time.
February 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The nicest shitter in the world is the downstairs one at my parents’ house. It’s snug, has an extractor fan, decent decor and underfloor heating! Truly my happy place.
February 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Totally Epic: Elon Musk Just Made Up A Law Saying You Have To Think He’s Cool
February 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Think I’m finally bored of music. 😢
January 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Crazy how you can tell Mogwai are Scottish just by how they play their instruments. #musicpunditry
January 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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the rise of facism in the west directly correlates with young men not going to the pub anymore. glued to their computers instead of listening to sage old alkies like myself tell them how to rig electricity meters or how to get away with weighing in fridges full of wet sand. good honest stuff
January 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Every team owes it to the nation to try extra hard against Everton so we get the punchline we want to see - opening up their new ground in the Championship. #punditry
December 30, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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He really looks like he’s been created by Jim Hensons muppet workshop. And I don’t mean that as an insult. It’s like they did an incredible job.
December 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Even for a Welshman Gerard Butler is funny-looking. #punditry
December 21, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Not everybody can pull it off, but describing it as ‘babysitting’ when your partner goes out and you stay home with the kids is one of the all time classic gags. 👌
December 20, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Took ages but I’ve managed to re-wire my dad’s indicators so when he flicks right the left light blinks and vice versa. 👌
December 8, 2024 at 11:09 AM
I’ve decided that in 2025 I’m going to get heavily into the Zodiac killer case. Unhealthily so, perhaps. Try and put that case to bed for the yanks.
December 6, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Phosphorescent doing a film score?!

Already know this will be right up my alley and get a lot of play this winter.

open.spotify.com/album/4QUFJV...
Oh, Canada (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
Phosphorescent · Album · 2024 · 19 songs
open.spotify.com
December 6, 2024 at 11:50 AM
3rd most silly thing I’ve ever done; remember when I accidentally walked through border control between Argentina and Chile with a little bag of cocaine in my pocket?
December 1, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Fake Madrid #punditry
November 27, 2024 at 9:43 PM