When is Paul Robalino going to be on Gastronauts

not a lot of people know this but bbno$ has an older brother who works at a car dealership, bbno%APR

It’s that time of year

Learning to cook is a great activity for those days that you’re feeling too good about yourself and you need something to make you feel like a fucking idiot who can’t do anything right

Sometimes all you need is to pretend to be a dog and dance with a bunch of furries

Finished my first crochet tapestry 🐶
🖤💙🖤💙🤍💙🖤💙🖤

Imagine worshipping a dom’s armpits but he’s ticklish so every five seconds you hear a little “teeheehee”

imagine if you invented nail polish but nobody's invented nail polish remover yet so you're just like "shit i guess my nails are gonna be like this forever"

me when I get turned into airpods

A month ago I saw a lube wrestling video on reddit and I was like “that looks so fun but what are the odds that I ever find an opportunity to do that” and today this graphic exists.

I’ll be dipping out of WPAFW a little early Sunday to go lube wrestle at Club Pitt! Come support QMNTY Center and see some slippery folks slide around all over each other!

Craft store cashiers when a man buys yarn:

Joann (RIP): professional af, couldn’t care less
Michaels: will ask if you’re shopping for your girlfriend, doesn’t believe you can crochet, may quiz you
Hobby Lobby: slips a chick tract in your bag then reports you as a terrorist for gender nonconformity

Being a lazy dog today