My kitten was sleeping in my arms and she farted herself awake. Mommy’s girl fr.

Showing my new kitten Caroline Polachek music videos

I have a crush on 3 of the people waiting in line with me at the DMV and that’s beautiful

Brother said I look like Weird Al.

Always brag about my St. Louis tapwater. Turns out it’s lead!

Need to follow more evil gay people to drown out the elder millennial gay guy energy on my algorithm

Obligated to babysit my dad while he deer hunts so as revenge he must listen to me explain the entire plot of Wicked and how I cried throughout the movie and in my car afterward. 2 likes and I’ll make him watch music videos.

Gayguymaxxing my Bluesky algorithm with my first 10 likes, as God intended