What song is this? I recognize the tune but I don't know the name.

I've wanted to write this premise as a horror story before but I don't have the time + other projects take up too much of my creative energy

I assumed you were a girl because of the giant radioactive ape named Maurice who appeared in my room at 2:17 PM last Tuesday to tell me you were a girl

horrible repulsive true crime cases at 11 PM, my beloved (I'm not even going into a career path that involves these kind of things, I'm just a masochist)

'Cause I'm a punk rocker yes I am

You're welcome! I can't wait to be able to tell people "I was here since the beginning" at the premiere of A Valdevia Movie starring Jack Black as Xipe Totec.

Valdevia on Bluesky? Holy shit, I've been following your work for years and had no idea you were here until now! Sincerely, a human being who is definitely not a giant insect/human hybrid monstrosity.

What language is the text around the seal in?

"Mediocre artwork" NO! THIS SLANDER SHALL NOT STAND! (SHOOTS YOU WITH ONE KILOTONS OF APPRECIATION RADIATION)

This is the other one. With fossil fuels, discovery costs rise while tech costs fall, meaning prices stay roughly the same (inflation-adjusted) over time. With electrotech, discovery costs are $0, so the only dynamic is falling tech costs. Victory is inevitable.

If people are skeptical about solar because it's not always sunny, then we can just put solar in Philadelphia. I hear it's always sunny there.

I know what it *actually* means, but whenever I read or hear "brown-out", I imagine a mass blackout that somehow causes everyone affected to shit themselves.

dogy (affectionate)

If this is how you find out about the Incredible Gassy, I'm sorry but I'm not sorry. Unless you're a future prospective employer in like 5 years. In which case you've probably already met me in person and you can trust me not to post nude Mr. Incredible fart animations on the company LinkedIn.