"Welcome to the big leagues."

And probably, "I'm a taxpayer." Did people say that before the income tax?

I read a book set in the 1830s that had "there's a non-zero chance" and "she lost her cool."

But it's anachronistic uses of "suffragette" that always jump out at me.

Or, indeed, "motherfucker."

About which he said, eventually, “I’m the guy who pulled the trigger.” I suggested at the time that that be engraved on his tombstone. I repeat the suggestion.

And shooting you in the face whilst drunk-hunting, of course.

Scarecrows came up to me, weeping, saying they'd never seen anyone escape a corn maze so perfectly before.

Paid? On a Trump building project?

He may have misheard "sitting president."

Sadly, not enough imitators of Lenny Bruce, also born 100 years ago today.

And yet, not difficult enough.