WightCrow
@wightcrow.bsky.social
Novelist, screenwriter, poet, & 🏳️🌈. Careening through the universe, my axis on a tilt. ⟬⟭⁷
What others are saying: "A trashbin of esoterica." "They can't walk a straight line to save their life."
Also on Twitter here: twitter.com/WightCrow
What others are saying: "A trashbin of esoterica." "They can't walk a straight line to save their life."
Also on Twitter here: twitter.com/WightCrow
June 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Snoozy cat for tax 🧵7/7
March 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Snoozy cat for tax 🧵7/7
Checked my work email to see if I’d been fired yet and started having a panic attack when I saw the subject of this email #TimeToGoHideUnderABlanketForTheNextHour #AmnestyForAmericans #IAmSoDamnTired
February 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Checked my work email to see if I’d been fired yet and started having a panic attack when I saw the subject of this email #TimeToGoHideUnderABlanketForTheNextHour #AmnestyForAmericans #IAmSoDamnTired
There are exactly 2 things keeping me going:
1) My cat
2) The dream that, when we finally kick Elon Musk out of our government, I’ll somehow get to be the one who tells him “git along, little DOGE”
1) My cat
2) The dream that, when we finally kick Elon Musk out of our government, I’ll somehow get to be the one who tells him “git along, little DOGE”
February 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
There are exactly 2 things keeping me going:
1) My cat
2) The dream that, when we finally kick Elon Musk out of our government, I’ll somehow get to be the one who tells him “git along, little DOGE”
1) My cat
2) The dream that, when we finally kick Elon Musk out of our government, I’ll somehow get to be the one who tells him “git along, little DOGE”
Brb, about to go write an Ugly Duckling sequel starring an orchid that is sassy AF.
"You're ugly!" said the Rose.
"So ugly!" teased the Tulip.
"Maybe," said the Orchid, "but I'm about to be fabulous as F*#%."
#AmWriting #AmBlooming #CanYouTellMyOrchidIsGettingReadyToBloom?
"You're ugly!" said the Rose.
"So ugly!" teased the Tulip.
"Maybe," said the Orchid, "but I'm about to be fabulous as F*#%."
#AmWriting #AmBlooming #CanYouTellMyOrchidIsGettingReadyToBloom?
January 19, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Brb, about to go write an Ugly Duckling sequel starring an orchid that is sassy AF.
"You're ugly!" said the Rose.
"So ugly!" teased the Tulip.
"Maybe," said the Orchid, "but I'm about to be fabulous as F*#%."
#AmWriting #AmBlooming #CanYouTellMyOrchidIsGettingReadyToBloom?
"You're ugly!" said the Rose.
"So ugly!" teased the Tulip.
"Maybe," said the Orchid, "but I'm about to be fabulous as F*#%."
#AmWriting #AmBlooming #CanYouTellMyOrchidIsGettingReadyToBloom?